New Kid on the Block *h.s [completed]

Chapter 63

Ashtray: Hola mi amigos

Bestfriend: Bonjour

Ashtray: Wrong language idiot

Bestfriend: What

Bestfriend: Really

Bestfriend: Piper where are you I need back up

Ashtray: I said spanish

Ashtray: And then you come in with all this french shit

Ashtray: HAHAHA LOOK AT ME IM MADDIE BONJOUR AU REVOIR MERCI UNE BAGUETTE

Bestfriend: Okay you know what

Bestfriend: YOURE UP HERE BUDDY

YOU NEED TO BRING IT DOWN HERE

Me: ...hi

Ashtray: R00D

Ashtray: IM SH00K

Ashtray: T R I G G E R E D

Bestfriend: Ashton please stop trying to act cool

Bestfriend: I know you still eat scooby doo gummy snacks

Bestfriend: I've seen the boxes on the kitchen counter

Ashtray: Those weren't mine

Ashtray: They were my...dad's

Bestfriend: Sure

Me: HELLO I EXIST

Ashtray: Oh hey Bagpipes what's up

Me: Oh nothing

Me: Just had my phone completely blown up with notifications but you know no big deal

Ashtray: You're welcome :)

Bestfriend: Anytime Pipes :)

Me: Gee I feel honoured

Me: Anyway in other news

Me: Why is Maddie acting like me

Bestfriend: Oh well you weren't here right away and Ashton was being mean so I had to jump in and take your spot

Bestfriend: But even when you got here you didn't say anything

Bestfriend: Are you feeling alright

Bestfriend: Do you feel light heated?

Bestfriend: Feverish?

Bestfriend: Is the room spinning?

Ashtray: DONT DIE ON ME DAMMIT

Me: You're watching grey's anatomy again aren't you

Ashtray: Maybe...

Ashtray: Derek Shepherd is pretty dreamy

Bestfriend: HE IS ISNT HE

Bestfriend: OOH CAN I COME OVER LATER TO WATCH AN EPISODE

Ashtray: Maddie you know my answer to that

Ashtray: HELL YEAH YOU CAN

Bestfriend: BOO YAAAA

Me: And again

Me: HELLO

Bestfriend: Sorry sorry sorry i was thinking about McDreamy's eyes