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Stampy and Sqaishey Star Crossed Lovers.
Bethany Bates or Sqaishey Quack is ready to kill herself until she stumbles across a video by the one and only Joseph Garrett or stampylongnose.
By comple...
I woke up my head pounding and light headed, I looked down at myself and realised I was completely....
NAKED
Stampy lay beside me also naked. We did the dirty didn't we? Yup. I can't remember much about last night but I remember it was legit one of the best nights of my life! I just hope me and Stampy used protection.... I slid out of bed and made my way to the bathroom I switched on the shower and started to remove my--- oh wait i'm not wearing any clothes GG Sqaishey. GG. I got ready to get into the shower to try and clear my hangover I felt my stomach churn and stuff rise to my throat I rushed to the toilet and threw up this can't mean... No, no Sqaishey it's just a hangover your not used to so much alcohol! Or is it? God I really hope it's just hangover side effects... It HAS to be!
Sqaishey just stop thinking about it for now.... Have a shower and then you can go to the Pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test...
I took my mind off it and got into the shower
Time Skip
I turned off the water in the shower and stepped out, I grabbed a towel from the towel rack thing and wrapped it around my body. I walked out of the bathroom where a sleeping cat started to awake "Good Morning Stamps!" I chirped "Good Morni----- Wait I'm naked!" "Yeah..... I woke up like that too....." "Oh so we must of.... yeah...." He laughed making me giggle. I picked some clothes out for the day and started getting changed, Today I'm wearing this-
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I pulled on my clothes and sat in front of the mirror to do my makeup. Stampy put his arm around my shoulders "You don't need makeup your beautiful, Love." "Aww Stamps! That's very sweet but lets face it I look like a troll without it." NO SQAISHEY YOUR BEAUTIFUL "Don't be silly your gorgeous, Babe." I giggled and he kissed my cheek "I'm going to have a shower you go get some brekky" He said going into the bathroom DONT FREAK OUT PEOPLE HE HAD A TOWEL AROUND HIS WASTE
I finished up my makeup and headed downstairs "SQAISHEY QUACK THE GIRL WHO CAN STILL LOOK INCREDIBLE WITH A HANGOVER!" Rosie announced making me laugh "I didn't drink THAT much guys...." I said "Sqaishey you don't remember last night do you?" Netty asked giggling "Not really... Why?" I questioned "You were drunk as fuck." FinBall said "Yeah about that.... girls we need a private meeting....." I said the girls nodded and followed me into the recording studio thing because it's sound proof. "Girls me and Stampy got dirty last night and I don't know if we used protection.... I threw up this morning and I don't know if it's the hangover or if I'm pregnant!" I said panicked "LETS GET TO THE PHARMACY!" Nicole announced "Lets get breakfast first!" I chirped and we went downstairs happily.
The boys looked at us wanting to know what we were talking about "Super Secret Girl Stuff." We all said at the same time we all grabbed a waffle and sat at the table chatting happily. I felt someone kiss my cheek "Hello Stamps." I giggled "Hey Duckie." "Girls just tell us what you were talking about!" Ash pleaded "No, its girl stuff." Amy said.
Time Skip
I sat on the sofa and started day dreaming when Stampy put his hands over my eyes "STAMPS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I giggled "Open your mouth!" He said happily I opened it and he put some kind of spoiled food in my mouth I forced his hands away from my eyes and spat it out "STAMPS! YOU PUT A MOLDY TORTILLA IN MY MOUTH?!?" I laugh screamed "YOUR SO DEAD!" I puck it up and chucked it at him and it exploded into millions of pieces all over him making everyone go into hysterics laughing.
Time Skip
I just took the test and its positive..
Everyone is in the living room right now, except the girls they are out shopping. I invited mine and Stampys parents over. I am so scared! I'm not ready for a child I'm 19!
I wiped the tears away from my eyes and tried to gain a little composer.. Ok Sqaish just don't cry.....
I walked into the room where Stampy the MAC boys and our parents sat. I sat down on a chair and put my head in my hands "Sqaishey what do you need to tell us?" Stampy asked concerned "Y'know the way last night we were all VERY drunk...?" "Yeah...." He said back "Weeeellllllll........." I started to cry and Stampy rushed over to me he put his arms around me "I-I----" I began "I'm pregnant" I blurted out faster than my heart can beat."I'm not ready for a child! I'm 19!" I cried "WHAT?!?!" My Dad screamed he glared at Stampy "YOU!" He said pointing at Stampy I put my arms around him and he held me in close to him. "Sqaishey whatever you decide to do I'm here for you...." He comforted petting my short hair. "I don't know if I can have a baby Stampy! I wouldn't forgive myself if I had an abortion, I'm too young to take care and give birth to a child! But if I give it up for adoption it will most likely find me anyways my face is all over the internet! What will the fans think, I won't be able to do youtube and I'll have to give up my possible future singing career!" I sobbed "I-I'm so sorry Sqaishey..." Stampy said tearing up
I heard my queue, the song is starting to play and the girls are coming in I pulled my cap out of my pocket and put it on backwards, I put on my sunglasses just as the girls came in, Amy came in first with a massive sound box y'know these things!-
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They came strolling in like thugs with the backwards caps and sunglasses! They were doing that overly cool walk.
It was playing-
I hopped off my chair and started doing some epic dance moves with the girls *by epic i mean epically bad* until the song was over
Everyone just sat dumbstruck
"THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STICK A MOLDY TORTILLA IN MY MOUTH!" I said pointing at Stampy. Everyone burst out laughing -except my dad because he's stuck up- "Sqaishey your a great actress!" Stampy complimented "Why thank you Stamps!" I laughed.
Yeah remember when I said 'The test is positive' Yeah I meant positively negative! YOU GOT PRANKED AS WELL READERS MWAHAHHAHAHA
"I AM DECLARING PRANK WAR!" Squid Nugget screamed
We all ran off to hide because these things can get brutal!
I think the parents left. My Dad is probably mad as hell but I DONT REALLY CARE BOOOIIIII!
MAY THE PRANK WAR BEGIN!
This chapter 😂 SEE IM NOT GONNA MAKE SQAMPY DO DIRTY STUFF UNLESS I HAVE A VALID REASON FOR IT! XDXDXDXD idk if this chapter is as funny to you as it is to me but for me i'm lmao rn