Imagines/oneshots Book 1

1. don't skip

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I ask that you read to the bottom for important information. if you dont want to read everything at least read the warning headers: smut and language; as well as the more important ones: requests, comments, and special thanks.

Song: the Golden girls theme by cynthia fee

(I mean why not right?)
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writing - Okay the first few chapters I wrote a while ago (I started this book in early 2015). I have written most of this book since then, in more recent years, mostly 2018 and 2019 but every publish date is in the comment section of the chapter. I plan on writing for a super long time, not only in this book but in the other few I have published as well. I've also noticed The first few chapters are close to about 300-500 words where as the newest ones are 1500+. Some of them have apologies for being "hella long" which you may ignore, i just wasnt accustomed to writing that much when i first started. the average story i write is now anywhere from five to ten google doc pages. I'm going to keep writing as long as I have ideas. and since I'm the writer, and have creative license, I'm going to make them as long as I please.

requests - Not only that but My requests are open from time to time too, to show how much I appreciate my readers. I am grateful for people who actually like what I make and want you all to be apart of my art. if my requests are open or closed will always be posted in the book description box so if you want to request something you can check there (please do this first) or you can just comment within the chapters (which is fine but if requests are closed it might take me a bit to get to your request). Request info is normally in the description box as stated but I will also mention in new chapters from time to time if my requests are open. Make sure you check updates and publish dates in the comments if a chapter says updates are open, I've gotten requests while they've been closed and haven't had time to finish them. If it is unclear it is always posted in the description box.

comments - feel free to comment anything on any chapter ever no matter how old it is. i would love to hear feedback even if it is a string of random letters or emojis or just how that chapter made you feel. and i love seeing comments on old and new works, it gives me an idea of what my readers like that maybe i didnt at the time or even done now. and a little secret: comments make me want to write more and i try to respond to every single one! Writing is just as much work as painting or drawing and like most artists I don't get paid to do this, so finding time and energy to do it can be fueled by feedback and positivity, id love to see comments and even votes if youre feeling up to it.

small disclaimer - once you start this book, If you actually like the any of the first seven or so story parts, bless you because I know for a fact that they are terrible. I have always tried to write things that I would like to read and that just happened to be it at the time. I have however rewritten them once and think they are much better than the originals but in hindsight I didn't have much to work off. My newer stories are much better because of the writing practice I've had over the years and think you as a reader would appreciate them more but that is for you to decide not me. Enjoy them all if you want, I know I as the writer would appreciate it either way. or do like i do and read just the ones you feel like at the moment and add it to your library for you to enjoy later (theres always that one character you want to read about more than the rest, i get it).

POV - most of my stories are written from a female POV because I am a girl (plus size, stated in a peter parker one but thats beside the point) but you have creative license to change that if you want. i want my stories to reach whatever audience they can and would love people of all backgrounds to enjoy them.

smut - All smut or stories containing mentions of sex, include simple sex acts, lead up to sex but dont necessarily follow through, or 'go all the way' have a asterisk(*) next to them. I know some people read stories just for that so you can look for those if you want to. Or avoid those if it makes you uncomfortable. i also dont add an 18+ warning because i know i ignored those when i was under 18 so read at your own risk

language/subject - this book also contains cuss words, adult language, and sometimes even very adult subject matters. there will be love, hate, death, life, pregnancy, shootings, sex scenes, club scenes, and other vulgar things. some of them have warnings but most of them dont so just like with the smut chapters read at your own risk. this book is marked mature for a reason and there are many triggers throughout (though most suicidal type chapters have a special warning because i get it, ive been there).

music - IF YOU LIKE THE MUSIC LINKED IN MY STORIES the full playlist is located in my discussions section of my profile. It is one of the only conversations there so it is easy to find. I update the playlist regularly and every song I have ever used is on it. Only people with the link can view it so if you'd like to share it with people be my guest. You can also check the playlist if it is updated before i post new chapters for hints at what new updates will be as I like to match lyrics with characters and story lines.

instagram - my insta for this account is 'shhh_no_ones_home but it is a baren wasteland at the moment. the plan was to post the title, character, song, and a screenshot of a part of the story but i just havent had time. if you want to get to know me, ashley/the author, my personal insta is 'cats_in_party_hats'

special thanks - One last thank you to anyone who ever has or ever will read any of the stories in this book. It means so much to me that someone would take the time out of their day to read even one of my stories or even consider it so thank you from the bottom of my black little heart 🖤 and like always, enjoy.