Imagines/oneshots Book 1

6.Loki Laufeyson - bloody nose

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Song: the (after) life of the party by fall out boy
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After finding loki on the run from shield you sort of secretly took him in. He was helpless and hurt, like a homicidal puppy. You worked as a secret agent and medic for shield and the only thing loki knew everyday when you left was that you were going to avengers tower to take care of sick and injured people. Since the avengers just had a huge mission, that left a lot of injuries, you had been working round clock, back to back days almost the whole week. You were in the tower from Monday morning till eleven Thursday night without leaving and only having about three hours of sleep a night. After helping the team after the mission you could leave. You slumped home only to be faced with an angry loki.

"You were gone for four days, why?"

His voice was stern and cold, all cares leaving him, he seemed almost empty inside.

"I'm sorry, I was working overtime. It's kind of hard to take care of fifty plus people from home every night."

You had sarcasm dripping from your words like venom that he wasn't prepared for. He could be cocky at times but when you got angry he knew not to push it. He'd tried that once and it didn't end well for him.

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You'd been off for a few days after taking in so many hours at the tower taking care of almost everyone. It was obviously we'll deserved but loki was starting to annoy you. He knew not to get on your bad side but him being used to royal living was not giving him any leeway to your good side. He was so demanding and pushy you wanted to punch him almost every second of every day.
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Now you've gotten bloody noses almost all of your life. The air would get dry, the blood vessels in your nose would pop and boom bloody nose. You were used to it and could tell when they would happen, the air just 'smelled' dry and you knew about five minutes before your nose was dripping with crimson liquid. Loki on the other hand had never seen someone just pop a bloody nose before so this time you had the advantage to catch him off guard. You at least planned to scare him a bit.
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You knew the air was dry, new York shockingly hadn't had any rain in almost two months. It was time, you were gonna prank the god of mischief with your own little personal secret. You walked into the living room to find him on the end of the couch staring at the small radio sitting atop the television, he seemed to be completely mesmerized by it. You decided to sit opposite him on the couch close to the box of tissues on the lamp stand beside you. It took him a moment to notice you but once he did he began barking more orders at you to acquire things he wanted and thought he 'needed.'

"Look loki I'm not your slave, so if you want something you'll just have to get your sorry ass up and get it yourself."

By now you were actually getting mad at him. This wasn't really part of the plan but it was working non the less. You were standing over him flailing your arms around for emphasis.

"Y/N why do you think I believe you to be a slave? I only ask simple tasks of you to accomplish that I a god should not be doing."
"Oh, yeah sure. You mean like making every meal for you and doing all the house work including washing your clothes? which mind you, I did buy with my own money because you can't do anything your self? Seriously loki you are a giant man child!"
"I'm sorry I am not accustomed to your way of life but I do sincerely believe these are simple enough tasks for you, a mortal, to accomplish."
"Loki you better get your shit together or I swear i'll-"
"You'll what? Kick me out?"
"No, but what if something were to happen to me? You never know, I could just randomly start bleeding any minute."
"Yeah because that happens to people, I may not know much of your world but I do know that doesn't happen. I don't believe-"

Then it happened. I was right in front of him and my nose just started dripping. His face grew pale, and he looked at me with disbelief. That's right trickster I got you this time.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"You- you're bleeding. I didn't think-"
"What do you mean I'm bleeding?"

I put my hand to my nose putting my index and middle fingers right in the blood. I stretched my hand out And looked at the blood in 'disbelief' Loki's eyes flickering from my face to my hand, and back to my face. Then I noticed something weird, his eyes were watering. He started to cry, letting one or two years drop from his eyes. I almost couldn't believe it, but it was happening. Did I really get him so good to the point of tears? Maybe I should tell him.

"Look Y/N I know I said I didn't believe you, but I promise I can change. You're all I've got in the whole galaxy, the only one who would ever take me in a care of me as you have. Just, please."

I wasn't quite sure what to do at first. I picked up a tissue, placed it over my nose to catch the blood, and signaled loki to fallow me to the bathroom. I stood over the sink, holding the bridge of my nose to stop the blood as it dropped into the sink.

"Look, loki. I get it, sometimes you need help with things and I'm more than happy to help you but you need to learn to do things by yourself. You need independence and you can't get that from me."
"I know, I'll change, really. Just please, I really do care for you. I'll take care of you, ever you need assistance, as long as you help me in my future endeavours."
"As long as that doesn't include taking over any worlds or killing mass amounts of people you've got yourself a deal."