montgomery de la cruz BTW GUYS THIS IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
"i don't understand how you can watch such a horrible show," monty said. we were watching season seven of game of thrones.
"that's offensive," you scoffed, punching him softly in the arm.
"it's the truth."
"you know nothing, montgomery de la nope your name is too long," i giggled.
"you wanna know what else is long?" he grinned.
"the nile, now shut up jon is talking to dany, look how pretty she is!" i said in awe.
"not nearly as pretty as you are though, you're hot, smoking hot, like that fire the dragons breathe-"
"yeah think about that one dragon that -spoilers that i won't say-..." i whispered.
"WHAT!"
"whoops."
"what the hell, that guy just got kneed in the dick! how is he not in pain!" monty asked in shock.
"he doesn't have a dick."
"oh... that's sad wait look they-" i cut monty off by kissing him.
"you're so cute," i said to him with smile.
"yeah, i know," he grinned.
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a/n
what do you call a chapter like this?
shit! that's what it is!
sincerely yours, liz
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Fanfictie{imagines and preferences} created ; 28/02/17 completed ; 02/09/17 highest ranking ; #13 in 13rw
