quick disclaimer, you don't like bryce, here's just a short scenario where you hate him
"hey, y/n," bryce said, walking up to you with a smirk.
"hey you little shit," you say with a fake smile, sticking up your middle finger.
"hey hey, who said i was little?" he chuckled.
"everyone." you say.
"i've put my big one in-"
"yeah and i bet they felt absolutely nothing!" you say loudly.
bryce opened his mouth to say something but quickly closed it again, but that same smirk appeared on his lips.
"i just remembered, i got you a gift," he pulled something out of his pocket and handed it to you.
you took it and opened it. "a fucking condom?" you say in disgust.
he nodded with a wink.
"extra-extra large," he said with pride.
"i bet you struggle putting it on because it slips right off," you say harshly.
the smirk was again wiped off his face.
"i just remembered, i have a gift for you too!" you say, putting your hand in your pocket only to pull out your middle finger, "the sweet gift of rejection, ta ta whore." you say before walking away, everyone in the hallway cheered for you.
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a/n
yeah yeah yeah i just wanted an excuse to roast bryce with some of the stuff i said to people today at school, you know, the stuff that pop up in everyday conversations with your teachers
it's river phoenix's birthday today, he'd be 47 😥💕
sincerely yours, liz
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Fanfiction{imagines and preferences} created ; 28/02/17 completed ; 02/09/17 highest ranking ; #13 in 13rw
