Wet Dreamz - J. Cole
tony padilla
dickingly greaTony
hey
what's up T?
dickingly greaTony
I have a pickup line, I need you to approve
sure
dickingly greaTony
"Hey, you want a ride in my car?"
mhm
dickingly greaTony
"You know what else you can ride?"
oh
dickingly greaTony
"Clay's bicycle"
oh god
dickingly greaTony
"oh but that's not the only thing you can ride"
No
dickingly greaTony
"you can ride my horse, maybe I could give you a ride to my place,"
whrehf
dickingly greaTony
"you can ride the horse after you ride my pony,"
shit
dickingly greaTony
"then after that we can go up to my room and you can ride my hellicopter on this game I have"
no I am leaving
dickingly greaTony
"then after that you can jump on my bed and take your shoes off,"
shoes?
dickingly greaTony
"after that you can take all your clothes off."
oh my god T
dickingly greaTony
"then I will pick you up and shove you downstairs"
no please don't
dickingly greaTony
"go to the back and drop you into the pool,"
what did this turn into?
dickingly greaTony
"then I will dive into that shit and make you scream by dragging you away from the pool's edge
Tony this is murdering someone
dickingly greaTony
"Then when I've had enough of being wet, I will push you out of the pool and then you can go ride my dick."
Dude that was a pickup essay
no one is going to ride you if you say this to anyone
ew
dickingly greaTony
it was a joke calm down
do you want to hear the better version
no
dickingly greaTony
"Hey I'm Tony the Tiger and you look grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat."
you stole that off the internet
dickingly greaTony
yeah I did and it still sucked
use your other one
dickingly greaTony
ok I was planning on doing it anyway
even though it's gross
dickingly greaTony
well then
see you later, I'm about to pick up some guy
you're joking
dickingly greaTony
Nope
ok I'll pray for them
seen
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a/n
oh another update yay. Well I'm gonna try and finish a chapter for my other book now, sorry if this is cringey ahhhh I'm crying
sincerely yours, liz
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfic{imagines and preferences} created ; 28/02/17 completed ; 02/09/17 highest ranking ; #13 in 13rw
