Dinah: *Texting Normani* Come pick me up, I'm drunk.
Dinah [45 minutes later]: Never mind I'm home now.
Normani: I know Dinah, I'm the one that dropped you off.
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Ally: So should we go to plan B?
Normani: Wouldn't this count as plan G?
Lauren: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a plan M?
Camila: Yeah but you die in plan M, Lauren.
Dinah: I like plan M, I think we should do it now.
Lauren: ....
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*In the group chat*
Perrie: A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Perrie: The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here"
*Perrie has been removed from the group chat*
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Lauren: Is something burning?
Camila: *Seductively leaning on kitchen counter* Just my desire for you.
Lauren: ....
Camila: ....
Lauren: The toasters on fire.
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[The girls are playing soccer]
Ally: Are you upset you didn't get to be on the same team as your girlfriend?
Camila: Have you ever been on the same team as Mani?
Ally: No.
Normani: *Yelling at Lauren* MOVE FASTER YOU DUMB ASS. F-A-S-T-E-R. DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WORD? IT MEANS MORE FAST!
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Ally: Oh you guys are home early. What happened?
Normani: We were helping Lauren write her vows, but she kicked us out cause Dinah kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Dinah: How is "Camila, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?
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[On X-Factor]
Leigh: We can't lost, because we have this. *points to her chest*
Jade: We have heart.
Leigh: Heart? No.
Leigh: Me. I'm pointing to myself. I'm going to win this for us.
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Lauren: Until I fell in love with Camila, I thought my attraction to woman was purely physical.
Normani: So you were bi... and then you realized you were EVEN MORE bi.
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Perrie: What does the chef recommend?
Server: Ma'am, this is McDonald's.
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Normani: My life has just kind of gone down hill since the day I found out it wasn't actually Zac Efron singing in high school musical.
Lauren: Same.
Camila: tHE FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASN'T ZAC EFRON SINGING
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Jade: *Shows up to rehearsal with bags under her eyes*
Perrie: Will you ever go to sleep at a decent hour?
Jade: Will you ever kiss me?
Perrie: What?
Jade: What?
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Lauren: [Phone rings] Everybody shut up, its my mom!
Ally: HIIIIIII!
Normani: Oh LAUREN, come back to BED.
Dinah: Pass the weed Laur!
Camila: Put your pants back on Lauren!
Lauren: ....
Lauren: *into the phone* We're doing fine mom.
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Jesy: *practically crying* I just can't believe you did this to me again.
Leigh: Babe, I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
Jesy:
Leigh:
Jesy: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU-
Leigh: TO USE FABRIC SOFTENER I KNOW. AGAIN, I'M SORRY.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
