Jade: I've had a pretty serious week. I could sure stand to do something stupid.
Perrie: I've been told I'm something stupid.
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Ally to Dinah: What do you even want to do with your life? What do you want to be?
Lauren: *Snorts* A burden to society.
Dinah: *Gasps*
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Leigh: Jesy, you're too picky dude. You know how many girls you could have?
Jesy: I'm not picky. You're just impressed with every pretty girl that can walk and talk.
Leigh: ... She doesn't have to talk ...
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Normani: Why are you eating pudding on the floor?
Dinah: Well where else am I supposed to eat it, Mani? In the bathroom. That's disgusting.
Normani: *Walks away*
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Jesy: Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Jade: Well I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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Ally: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Camila: Loved and appreciated.
Ally: Okay! Alright, or, or, get this, how about, a ghost!
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Interviewer: So how was that trip to Japan you and the girls took last week?
Jesy: At the end of it I can honestly say it was the best trip ever.
Interviewer: But I heard you lost the other girls and went back home?
Jesy: Best trip ever.
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Laurinah's future kid: I'm moving into my closet.
Lauren: Why would you wanna do that?
Laurinah's future kid: Well Mommy said you lived in the closet growing up.
Lauren: DINAH!
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[At a meeting]
Leigh: Sorry I'm late.
Jade: What took so long?
Leigh: Nothing I just didn't wanna come.
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[During an argument]
Normani: Do you really wanna go there with me?
Camila: We already went there, bought a house, moved in, and now remodeled the kitchen!
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Leigh: Hey Jade, nice pants! You know what would make them even better though? If they were on Perrie's bedroom floor.
Perrie: Are you flirting with Jade... for me?
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Camila: Aren't you coming with me?
Ally: No, Camila. I'm not your mother.
Ally: Now here's your lunch, and don't forget I'm picking you up at 4. *Kisses Camila's forehead* Good luck.
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Lauren: I've got very high standards.
*Random pretty girl walks by*
Lauren: I think I'm in love.
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*On the phone at two a.m*
Perrie: Hey, are you asleep?
Jesy: No, I'm skydiving. It's 2 a.m, of course I'm sleeping.
Perrie: I'm sorry, I just can't sleep.
Jesy: Oh.
Jesy: Well I can. Goodnight.
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Normani: Have you ever been in love?
Dinah: Does my reflection count?
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Lauren: I need a hobby.
Ally: I have a hobby!
Lauren: Going to church twice a day isn't a hobby.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
