Luis: That pizza looks so good and delicious.
Lauren: You know what else looks good and delicious?
Luis: *Smirking* What?
Lauren: Ally.
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Commercial: You're not you when you're hungry.
Perrie: *Staring off into space* Who am I?
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Camila: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but your names Normani, right?
Normani:
Camila:
Camila: Wait, fuck, I did that wrong.
Normani: *Rolls her eyes and kisses Camila*
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Jesy: *About Leigh* She let me duct tape her mouth because I said it was my fetish, but I really just wanted her to shut the fuck up.
Jade: I'll have to try that sometime.
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Camila: You know what bro?
Dinah: What bro?
Camila: If I was a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you, bro.
Dinah: *Clutching her heart and tearing up* B r o.
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Jade: It's dark...
Perrie: I got this.
Perrie: *Stomps foot and shoes light up*
Jade: *Sighs*
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Normani: *Opens fridge door*
Camila: *Sitting inside shivering* H-Hey hot stuff, see something you wanna eat? I recommend Cuban.
Normani: Camila, we've been dating for three years s t o p putting yourself through this.
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Troy: Give me a kiss.
Ally: Sorry, I already gave to charity.
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Jesy: What's your street name?
Perrie: Little P.
Jesy: You live on a street called 'Little P'?
Perrie: Oh you meant my address...
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Dinah: I'm sorry-
Ally: No. Don't. I am very disappointed in you.
Dinah: But it was an accident!
Ally: YoU PUT QUESTION MARKS ON A STOP SIGN DINAH.
Dinah: No one got hurt!
Ally: You caused seven accidents!!
Dinah: No one important got hurt...
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Jesy: *Loses the girls in a crowd*
Jesy:
Jesy: Finally.
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Ally: I'm not THAT bad.
Lauren: When you found out I wasn't religious, you invited me to a pool party that turned out to be a baptism.
Ally: Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into heaven!
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Leigh: I'm not an angry person.
Jade: Last might at McDonald's, the guy gave you the wrong Mcflurry and you screamed at him, 'YOU MCFUCKED UP'
Leigh: Well he did.
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Dinah: I need you to be completely straight with me.
Camila: *Nervous gay laughter*
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Jade: How've you been?
Perrie: *Flashbacks to all the mental breakdowns she's had today*
Perrie: Good.
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Ally: So, how's the prettiest person in the room?
Dinah: I don't know, how are you?
Ally: *Voice cracking* I'm fIne.
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Leigh: Where are you going?
Jesy: To get some ice cream or commit a felony.
Leigh: ...
Jesy: I'll flip a coin in the car.
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Lauren: Can you pass the salt?
Normani: I don't think I can pass Dinah around like an object, Lauren.
Everyone: *Is visibly shook*
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Perrie: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Leigh: Why?
Perrie: To get to the idiots house.
Perrie: Knock knock?
Leigh: Who's there?
Perrie: The chicken.
Leigh:
Leigh: YoU SON OF A BITCH.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
