Ally: Dinah, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Dinah: Well if I followed that rule, I'd never speak again.
Lauren: Yeah, that's kinda the idea.
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Jade: God I'm so mad at that rich dude from the super market. Thinking you wanted something from him?
Perrie: ...
Jade: Everyone knows I'm all you've ever desired.
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Normani to Austin after he was a dick: *Arms folded* I think you should go.
Camila: Me too. You know? I was gonna pack you some left over pizza rolls, but that ship has sailed mister.
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Leigh: *Staring out the window* What is Perrie doing out there?
Perrie: *In a cornfield banging pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS RIGHT NOW.
Jesy: This. This is why I want to kick her out.
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Dinah: What did you tell my mom earlier?
Ally: Oh, just how if it wasn't for me taking you in as my own, and feeding you, and taking care of you, you'd be dead on the streets-
Lauren: Ally-
Ally: Dead. On. The. Streets.
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Perrie: *After getting into Jade's pants* I have no idea what I was doing, but I know I did it very, very well.
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*At dinner with Normani's parents for the first time*
Camila: So, Andrea, do you know how the gorillas took over the Lunar Colony?
Andrea: I don't actually, how did they?
Normani: No mom don't-
Camila: They used... guerrilla warfare.
Andrea: ... Get out of my house.
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Leigh: *After hearing a knock on the door at 3 a.m* Is anyone else scared?
Jesy: Not really. Considering all I do is stress about you three, and my blood pressure is sky rocket, I've already lived longer than expected.
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Doctor: Well, you're looking very healthy Camila.
Camila: Ha! Only on the outside!
Doctor: ...
Camila: I'm very sad.
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Jade: I'm in love with Perrie and I'm confused.
Jesy: ...
Jade: Not about loving Perrie. I just never know what the fuck is going on.
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Camila: *Kisses Dinah's neck*
Dinah: What is this?
Camila: Affection.
Dinah: Disgusting.
Dinah:
Dinah: Do it again.
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Perrie: I love you. We should have sex.
Jade: But I'm christian, I wanna wait till marriage.
Perrie: Then embrace Satan.
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Lauren: Admit it.
Normani: No.
Lauren: Mani, c'mon.
Normani: You will never be better at Mario Kart, you won one match and-
Lauren: I still beat you though.
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Perrie: Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Jesy: I don't have time to date.
Perrie: Leigh, why don't you have a girlfriend?
Leigh: Jesy doesn't have time to date.
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Lauren: You speak Spanish now, Dinah?
Dinah: Yeah, I learned some from Ally.
Dinah: Si, mas rapido (Yes, more faster). Mas fuerte (More harder). No pares (Don't stop)
Lauren: *Smirking*
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Perrie: *To herself* Step one, be straight.
Jade: *Walks by*
Perrie: Well, failed step one.
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Lauren: *Staring at Mani and Camila* Since when did you two start dating?
Normani: *Grabs Camila's hands* Since now, good idea, Laur.
Camila: *Gets flustered and faints*
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)