Incorrect 5h&LM quotes

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Ally while away on business: *On the phone* Dinah, the worst thing you can do is take matters into your own hands.

Dinah: Got it. *Hangs up and turns to the girls* Ally said I should take matters into my own hands.

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Leigh: Name one of your best qualities.

Jade: Just one?! I have like 9,000,000,000!

Leigh:

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Dinah: Let's deal with our emotions like grownups do.

Camila: Push them down deep inside ourselves...

Dinah: And ignore them for the rest of our lives!

Ally: N O.

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Leigh to herself about Jesy: Don't be intimidated by her, Leigh, try to imagine Jesy in her underwear.

Leigh:

Leigh: O H N O SHE'S HOT.

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Camila: I'm just feeling a little sick.

Ally: Come here baby! *Wraps Camila up in a blanket burrito*

Ally: *Cradles her and whispers* I will protect you my sweet child.

Camila: Ally, I'm twenty-

Ally: *Stroking Camila's face* Ssshhh

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Jesy: 99.9 % of the people in this room, are stupid.

Perrie: I'm that 1% that isn't.

Jesy: Dumb ass, you mean 0.1%

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Lauren: I'm going to raise my kids where I spent my childhood.

Dinah: In the closet?

Lauren:

Normani: OHHHHHHHH

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Perrie: *Has an idea*

Jade: Omg y e s.

Jesy: Wtf n o.

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Camila: I'm a lebiab

Camila: Lebiam

Camila: Less Bien

Lauren: Take your time.

Camila: Girls.

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Perrie: I'm straight.

Jade: *Walks by*

Perrie: I can see queerly the straight has gone.

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Camila: *Walks up to Normani's desk smirking*

Camila: Hey Mani, you're looking fine as fu- *Tries to lean on desk but falls down instead*

Normani: I have no idea why I'm in love with you.

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Leigh: This is random, but Dom or Sub?

Jade: I guess domino's. I don't go to subway that much. Don't know why'd you'd put them in the same category.

Leigh: *Sighs and walks away*

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Lauren: Hey guys, guess what number I'm thinking of.

Dinah: 420?

Lauren: No, Dinah. Grow up and be mature, it's not 420!

Camila: 69?

Lauren: Camz is right, it was 69.

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[After Perrie just said something stupid]

Jade: Anyone else who's not me, would've punched you in the face for that.

Perrie: That's why you're my girlfriend!!

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Dinah: My great aunt is a bitch.

Normani: Dinah, your great aunt is dead...

Dinah: Dying didn't make her any less of a bitch.

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Leigh: You know that you're my favorite person?

Jesy: Leigh, that's gay.

Leigh: Jesy, we are gay.

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Camila: I'm 80% pizza, 20% water, and 100% swag.

Lauren: Camila, that's 200%.

Camila: Exactly. I'm twice the woman you'll ever be.

Dinah and Normani: *Cackling from the other room.*

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Perrie: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called every time I'm depressed, take a drink.

Leigh: That game already exists, Perrie. It's called alcoholism.

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Normani: It's so dark in here.

Camila: Don't worry babe! *Stomps foot and sketchers light up*

Normani: Fuck me with those shoes on tonight.

Camila: *Faints*

Lauren: I need new friends.

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Perrie: I'm actually very smart, Jesy.

Jesy: You once ate raw rice, then tried to cook it by drinking boiled water.

Perrie: ...

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Ally: Lauren, clean your room.

Lauren: I decide. Not you. Period.

Ally: LAUREN IF YOU DON'T CLEAN YOUR GOD DAMN ROOM-

Lauren: I just decided, I will clean my room!