Camila: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Ally: Lauren's already here, Mila.
Lauren: *Is visibly shook*
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Jesy: There are six people and three chairs, what do you do?
Leigh: Have everyone stand!
Jade: Bring three more chairs.
Perrie: The most important ones can sit down.
Jesy: Wrong. You kill three.
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Dinah: If you wanna be like that, then fine.
Camila: Fine!
*Five minutes later of not speaking*
Camila in tears: I didn't mean it like that!
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Jesy: I want you to think about what you've done long and hard!
Perrie: That's what he said!
Jesy: *Quietly* Don't. Don't you dare.
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Perrie: *About Jade* All of my girlfriends snacks are organic.
Normani: That's cool. Camila eats candy off of the floor.
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Camila: Waiter, get me your finest drink.
Waiter: Well miss, our finest drink is 1979 Pinot-
Camila: No, no, no. The good stuff.
Waiter: Our wines are-
Camila: No. The name brand stuff!
Waiter:
Camila: *Exasperatedly* Caprisun.
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*Right after an argument*
Jesy: I wanna do bad things to you.
Leigh: *Smirking* I knew you'd come around. Like what?
Jesy: Like break your fucking neck.
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Dinah: Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?
Ally: Dinah, it's 4 a.m. SlEEP.
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Perrie: Jade, your clothes are awful!
Jade: *Clearly insulted* Well what should I wear then, Perrie?
Perrie: *Smirking* Nothing.
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Lauren: Why is Ally standing on a stool?
Normani: She likes to feel tall.
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Jade: Jesy, I did something bad.
Jesy: Does it effect me?
Jade: Well no, but-
Jesy: Then suffer in silence.
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Normani: Camila, go back home.
Camila: *Choking up* Y-You don't wanna be with me?
Normani: No, that's not what I meant-
Camila: *On the floor in tears* How could you say that?
Normani: *Sighs*
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Leigh: What do you want?
Perrie: Mental stability, for my anxiety to go away, Jade to love me back-
Leigh: I meant from the store...
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Camila: Lauren, are you grabbing my ass?
Lauren: Can you blame me?
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Leigh: You like me? You like my personality?
Jesy: I know. I was surprised too.
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Lauren: *About Ally* Just drop subtle hints that you like her.
Dinah: Okay. Subtle. You're right.
Ally: *Walks by*
Dinah: *At the top of her lungs* ALLY, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
Lauren: *Sighs and holds her head in her hands*
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Jesy: Perrie, wake up!
Perrie: I'm not sleeping. I'm dead. Leave flowers and get the fuck out.
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Camila to Dinah: If I run and leap into Mani's arms, she will definitely catch me.
Dinah: No, she won't.
Camila: Watch this.
Camila: Coming in!
Normani: No! Wait! I'm holding coffee!
Normani: *Drops coffee and catches Camila*
Dinah: ?????
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Perrie: Jesy, I'm sorry.
Jesy: I'm starting to think "Jesy, I'm sorry" is my actual name.
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Ally: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?
Lauren: A hobby.
Ally: *Silent*
Lauren: ...that I do NOT engage in.
Ally: *Sighs*
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
