Ally to Camila, Lauren, and mani: Alright, I've had up to here with you three!
Normani: What?
Ally: This is the fourth time this week y'all have convinced Dinah to do something stupid!
Dinah: *hanging from the ceiling with a pop socket* I don't know what you're talking about.
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Jesy: Fuck! I want to die!
Leigh: Hey, language.
Jesy: Hecky, heck, heck! I crave death!
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[After doing something stupid]
Camila: I'm doomed!
Lauren: Well, you've lived a good life, right?
Camila: I'm only twenty!
Lauren: I said good, not long.
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Perrie: What do you want in a girl, Jade?
Jade: My fingers.
Leigh: *Chokes on nothing*
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Dinah: When you've been in this industry for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Normani: That blue shirt your wearing looks awful on you.
Dinah: *On the verge of tears* BluE BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU DICKWAD!
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Jesy: I warned you this would happen Perrie! But did you listen?
Perrie: No...
Jesy: Do you ever listen??
Perrie: No...
Jesy: Are you listening right now?
Perrie: No...
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[Trying to convince Normani to do something dangerous]
Lauren: Come on, what's the worst that could happen?!
Normani: I could get killed. Or worse... Ally might give me a long lecture on responsibility again...
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Leigh: So you like Jade, right?
Perrie: Yeah.
Leigh: And you wanna be with her, right?
Perrie: Yeah!
Leigh: Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how're you gonna talk dirty to her? Now tell me you wanna caress my butt!!
Perrie: ....
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[At the hospital]
Normani: *Angrily* Tell the doctor how you got two straws stuck up your nose, Camila.
Camila: Babe I-
Normani: N o w.
Camila: *With her head down* I wanted to be a walrus...
Doctor: This is the seventh time she's been in here this week...
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Jesy: How do you guys answer the phone?
Jade: "Hello"
Leigh: "New phone who dis"
Perrie: "Hello, Jade's future wife speaking, how may I assist you"
Jesy: ... Bye
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[Giving life advice]
Ally: You know the expression, D. When life gives you lemons-
Dinah: Throw them at Chancho!
Lauren: Yes!
Ally: N O!
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Perrie: *Thinking really hard*
Jesy: What are you thinking about?
Perrie: What if ironing boards are just surf boards, that stopped perusing their dreams and got a real job?
Jesy: *Walks away*
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Normani: *Talking bad about herself*
Camila: Can you stop talking shit about my future wife?
Normani: What?
Camila: What?
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
