Incorrect 5h&LM quotes

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Camila to Normani: Look, I just need time to myself.

Normani: Okay. *Kisses Camila's forehead and walks out*

Shawn: *From the closet* Is she gone?

Camila: Yeah I think so.

Shawn: *Pulls out high school musical dance along addition*

Shawn and Camila: She has no idea.

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Leigh to interviewer: Jesy isn't even a real person.

Leigh: She's like a bottle of vodka that can talk.

Interviewer: I asked you how you were doing...

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Dinah: I totally won.

Ally: But Lauren had you pinned to the ground???

Dinah: Exactly.

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Jade: Babe, I'm gonna have to ask you to be respectful.

Perrie: I politely decline.

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Jesy: Our group motto is, "let's give it our all!"

Ally: Oh. That's nice. Our group motto is, "maybe we'll get lucky this time."

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Dinah: What? Mani loves me! Remember that time she made me that romantic dinner?

Lauren: She heated up some pizza rolls for herself and you stole them.

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Leigh: You're cute. But selfish and narcissistic to the point of near delusion.

Perrie:

Perrie: So you think I'm cute?

Leigh: *Face palms*

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Dinah: I fucking hate all of you. I hope you get lung cancer. I hope you get an alien std. I get nauseous looking at your ugly faces, I hope you get kidnapped so I don't have to look at you.

Random Guy: [winks at any of the girls]

Dinah: That's my sister you sonofabitch I sweAr to jESuS fuCkiNg cHriSt do not even think about touching her you fucking creep I have a gun and I will sHOvE it up your bitch ass and blow your fucking shit out of your mouth don't even think about her you shitstain.

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Anyone: You're an awful person.

Jesy: Maybe. But I'm rich and pretty so it really doesn't matter.

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Camila: *Waking up from surgery*

Camila: Where's mani?

Dinah: Who do you think gave you a new appendix?

Camila: *Starts sobbing uncontrollably*

Dinah: I'm just kidding she's in the bathroom.

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Jade: I got your message.

Leigh: The one where I told you to go fuck yourself?

Jade: ... It was nice to hear your voice.

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Camila: I wrote a song about a tortilla..

Camila: Actually, its more of a wrap.

Ally: I mean this in the nicest way possible. ITS 4 A.M. GO. TO. SLEEP.

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Camila: *Shakes Normani awake* Hey.

Normani: What?

Camila: Do you like me?

Normani: Camila we've been married for two years now. Of course I like you.

Camila: Okay but like, or like-like?

Normani: *Sighs* I like-like you.

Camila: *Snuggling into Normani* I knew it.