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Leigh: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a six letter word for "disappointment".

Jesy: Perrie.

Leigh:

Leigh: It fits.

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Simon: How does Dinah usually get herself out of theses messes?!

Ally: She doesn't.

Lauren: She just makes a bigger one that cancels the first one out.

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Jade: I hope our cuddling session isn't effected by this.

Perrie: Jesy fell out of a window and you're worried about cuddling???????

Jade: ???? Yes ????

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*At one of their Halloween performances*

Dinah: Okay, so I was able to get the blood you asked for.

Ally: Wow! Where'd you find 20 gallons of fake blood?

Dinah: You wanted FAKE blood?!

Ally: ...

Dinah: *Sighs* I'll go make a call...

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Perrie: We're having another moment, aren't we?

Jesy: If by "moment", you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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Lauren: She's pretty. Either I'm gonna wanna kill her, or begin to like her.

           - Lauren about Camila at some point.

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Leigh: Would you rather be feared or loved?

Jade: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Perrie: *From a distance* ALREADY DONE HONEYBUN!

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Camila: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that.

Lauren: *Surprised* You've been to jail??

Camila: Once. In monopoly. It was awful, just awful!

Normani: *Sighs* Why did I marry you?

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Jade: Sometimes you're so conceited! I mean yes, you're cute, but still!

Perrie: *Smirking* You think I'm cute?

Jade: *Sighs*

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Lauren: Ally, baby, you know when you're gone for along time I worry you're in trouble.

Ally: Lauren, when you're gone for a long time I worry you're CAUSING trouble.

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Perrie: What am supposed to do while you're gone?

Jade: What do you usually do when I'm gone?

Perrie: Wait for you to come back...

Jade: *While tearing up, cancels all of her meetings*

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Camila: *Smirking* So I heard you and Ally did it in a tree.

Dinah: No. It was against a tree.

Ally: DINAH!

Camila: *Smiling* Dinah and Ally, sitting in a tree! K I S S I N G!

Ally: *Sighs tiredly*

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Leigh: Well what do you want?

Jesy: I just wanna be friends.

Leigh: Oh-

Jesy: Plus a little extra.

Leigh: ...

Jesy: Plus I'm in love you.

Leigh: whAT DO YOU WANT.

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Ally: You know I love you guys. But sometimes I just wanna get in my car and run you all over.

Lauren: Wow. Thanks, Ally.

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[After an argument with Perrie]

Jade: I hate her!!

Jesy: Then you might be sending her mix signals by making out with her every ten minutes, Jade.

Jade: *Pouting* buT SHE'S PRETTY.

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Austin about Camila: She's so annoying! It's undeniable!

Normani: You know what else is undeniable?

Austin: What?

Normani: The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your neck, if you ever talk about my girlfriend again. Asshole.

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