Lauren: We're gonna need a distraction. Are any of you good at jumping up and down while making annoying noises?
Camila: My time has come.
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*At a fencing class*
Perrie: Excuse me instructor, when do I get to stab one of my band mates?
Instructor: In fencing we do not call it "stabbing" we call it "touching"
Perrie: Yeah but if I said I wanted to touch the girls, Jesy would call me a pervert.
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Dinah: Stop correcting me!
Normani: Stop being wrong!
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Jesy: Here is my wall of inspirational women.
Leigh: There's only pictures of you on this wall.
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Dinah: Pardon the intrusion-
Ally: In this moment or my life in general?
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Ally: You totally have a crush on Mila!
Normani: I don't have a crush on her!
Normani: She's just someone I enjoy staring at.
Normani: And sometimes when she's not around, it ruins my day.
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Random person: Anyone ever tell you that you have anger issues?
Jesy: I prefer the term "leadership skills".
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Jade: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.
Perrie: And for punching me in the face?
Jade: No. You definitely deserved that.
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Ally: That's it! No more pets allowed in the house!
Lauren: You heard her Camila, out.
Dinah and Normani: *Are shook*
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Leigh: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Jesy: You mean literally or figuratively?
Leigh: The fact that I even have to specify that is fucked up, Jesy.
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Camila: I can fit my entire world in my hands!
Dinah: That's impossible-
Camila: *Cups Dinah's face with her hands*
Dinah: *Blushing* Walz, I have a reputation...
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"Please just don't say anymore words. It's just going to upset me."
- Jesy to Perrie at some point.
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Ally: *Staring at Lauren's weed in disgust*
Ally: Lauren, get that awful shit out of my house now!
Lauren: Dinah, Ally wants you out of the house.
Normani: *Cackling from a distance*
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Perrie: I'd say stupid shit for you.
Jade: Yeah but you say stupid shit all the time. You say stupid shit for no reason. You just like to say stupid shit, Perrie.
Perrie: I'd say smart shit for you.
Jesy: We all know that's not possible.
Leigh: *Rolls over in a fit of laughter*
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Ally: Did you cut my credit card?
Dinah: Into a NINJA STAR!
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Lauren: You're not thinking of Camila, are you?
Normani: Of course not.
Lauren: Good.
Normani: I wonder if she not thinking about me too...
Lauren: *Facepalms*
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Leigh: How are you feeling?
Jesy: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Perrie: *Walking in* Hi guys!
Jesy: There it is.
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Jesy: *About Jade* She's got a boyfriend.
Perrie: If I don't see him, he doesn't exist.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
