Simon: What's it like practically being the girls mom?
Ally: It's a journey... mainly going from room to room and putting the same toys away all day long. But a journey nonetheless.
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Jesy: Most of my time spent in this tour bus is touching things and wondering why they're sticky.
Jade: Perrie spills a lot of juice...
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Dinah: *After losing Camila in the store* Have you seen my friend Camila? Brown hair, big ass, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet.
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Jesy: Jade, you're in charge while I'm away.
Jade: Alright, I'm your lad!
Jesy: Don't do anything stupid.
Jade: I'm kinda your lad.
Jesy: And keep the girls out of trouble.
Jade: I'm not your lad.
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Lauren: We had to leave at this ungodly hour?
Ally: It's four in the afternoon...
Normani: She's got a thing about sunlight.
Lauren: It's too bright!
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Perrie: Hey, could you get something out of my back pocket?
Jade: *Smirking* What am I getting out of this?
Perrie: A chance to feel my ass.
Jade: ...
Jade: Deal.
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Camila: My food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Normani: Well, you're too hot and I still eat you.
Camila:
Camila: *Faints*
Ally: *Slams hands on table* ONE DINNER. I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DINNER.
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Jesy: Jade, so are you and Leigh like, a thing?
Jade: What? We're not a thing...
Leigh: Not a thing?
Leigh: You seriously should not be saying that while my hand is so far up your pants, I can practically count the change in your pocket.
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Normani: Why are your tongues purple?
Dinah: Oh, because I had a red slushie.
Lauren: And I had a blue one.
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Leigh: *Knocking on Jesy's door* Jes?
Jesy: *Peers out from behind the door* Not now Leigh, I'm busy.
Leigh: Doing what?
Perrie: *Peering out from behind Jesy*
Perrie: Me.
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Ally: What are your strengths?
Camila: I fall in love too easily.
Ally: ... Okay. What are your weaknesses?
Camila: *Sighing and smiling* Those brown eyes of yours.
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Perrie: *Licks lip in anticipation* I'm so nervous, I've never gone bungee jumping before.
Leigh: Please don't lick my lips again.
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Camila: Dinah completes me.
Lauren: Um, excuse me?
Camila: Oh, you're good too.
Lauren: I'm your girlfriend.
Camila: Look, you may be the love of my life, but Dinah is my soulmate.
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Jesy: *Seductively* Tell me all your fantasies, baby.
Jade: I wish I was a dragon.
Jesy: No, I mean-
Jade: But instead of fire, I breathe jelly beans.
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Ally: Lauren, you need to get your priorities straight.
Lauren: Listen, my priorities will always be gay as hell, Ally!
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Perrie: *Grabs a ruler and starts poking Jesy with it*
Jesy: Ow, what the fuck are you doing?!
Perrie: I'm measuring your patience.
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Camila to Dinah: I'm so mad at you.
Camila: You're literally the worst type of person.
Dinah: *Shows the slightest change in expression*
Camila: No! I didn't mean it, I love you so much!
Camila: *Starts kissing Dinah's face*
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
