Interviewer: What would you say hurts the most? Like in my opinion love hurts the most.
Camila: Ever had your high five ignored?
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Jesy: Someone get me some vodka.
Jade: It's breakfast time.
Jesy: And some toast.
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Lauren: No I am not in love with Camila, but she's in love with me and we love each other very much.
Lauren: I mean sure, she's cute... and I'd never tell her but she's really funny. She's clumsy but I think it's really cute, and everything she does is just really cute.
Lauren: I'm sorry what was the question?
Interviewer: ... "How are you doing"
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*After Perrie gets done doing something stupid*
Perrie: My head hurts.
Leigh: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Normani to Ally: Remember how we used to be worried about Dinah's f-u-t-u-r-e?
Dinah: Oh guys! You don't have to be worried about my furniture, I don't own any!
Ally: *Long sigh*
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*Lost in the middle of nowhere*
Jesy: I can't believe you broke your phone. Who accidentally drops their phone into a bowl of soup, Perrie?!
Perrie: It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float!
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*During a takeover*
Ally: *Looking into the camera* The tour bus got a ping pong table last week, and now it's all the girls do.
Ally: Most of the time I only come in here to bring them juice. I'm literally raising 12 year olds.
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Interviewer: Jesy, are you drunk? It's 2 p.m.
Jesy: I have a very good reason for being drunk.
Jesy: The more I drink, the less there is for my children to drink.
Interviewer: You don't have any children...
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Ally: *At the hospital* Nice going Lauren, you ran over Camila. Your own girlfriend.
Dinah: I get to run over her next!!!
Normani: Wait, if Dinah gets to, I want to, too!
Ally: N O.
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*Learning how to drive*
Jade: The gas is on "E", Perrie.
Perrie: Maybe "E" stands for "Extra fuel"!
Jade: *Face palms*
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Camila: High school musical dance along addition teaches me hand and eye coordination. Which is why I now have cat-like reflexes.
Dinah: Oh yeah?
Dinah: *Throws a baseball and hits Camila in the face unexpectedly*
Lauren: *Snorts* Yeah, dead cat-like reflexes.
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*During an argument*
Leigh: I don't understand.
Jade: *Sarcastically* SHOCKER!
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*After waking Ally up by yelling*
Ally: *Wearing Dinah's big tee shirt and holding her favorite teddy bear*
Ally: You all need to learn how to act like mature women!!
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Leigh: I got you some chips, chocolate chip cookies, ice cream, will you marry me? Pickles, Oreos, cookie dough.
Jesy: What? What did you say?
Leigh: What?
Jesy: The middle thing.
Leigh: I got you pickles.
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Camila: I worked five days this week.
Dinah: And?
Camila: You only paid me for three.
Dinah: I know. That's how I save money.
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*While ransacking Jesy's room*
Perrie: Guys, check out this picture of all of us.
Leigh: Yeah?
Jade: What about it?
Perrie: I look fucking good!
Leigh: Just go wait in the car.
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Camila to Ally: I cracked! I didn't know what to say, I got nervous!
*Flash back*
Normani: I'm in love with you.
Camila: *Anxiously* See you at school!
Camila: *Slams the door in mani's face*
Normani: *From the other side* We don't even go to school, Mila!
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
