Ally: Camila, what's wrong?
Camila: *Long sigh*
Camila: My sketchers won't light up anymore.
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Perrie: *Sitting on the couch in the tour bus*
Jesy: Hey I'm having a small get together, so you need to leave.
Perrie: Oh, who's getting together?
Jesy: My butt and that couch. Now get up.
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*In high school*
Teacher: *Holding up Dinah's homework* Dinah, you were supposed to hand in a paper on current events.
Dinah: I did.
Teacher: This is a newspaper with your name on it.
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*During an argument*
Leigh: I hope you go bald!!!
Jade: I hope they cancel spongebob!
Leigh: yoU TAKE THAT BACK.
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Ally: *Trying to reach something on the high shelf*
Ally: Ugh! Hey daddy?!
Lauren and Jerry: Yes baby??
Ally: *Sighs*
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Jade: Have a nice day Jesy!
Jesy: Don't tell me what to fucking do.
Jade: ...
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Lauren: Jumping out of a helicopter is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don't make it to the ground.
Dinah: Wait what? What do you mean they don't make it to the ground?
Camila: Yeah, where do they go?
Lauren: *Walks away*
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Perrie: Babe! I totally found a way to get out of performing tonight!
Jade: How?
Perrie: *Hands Jade a note from her "doctor"*
Jade: *Reading the note* Please excuse Perrie from performing tonight. She broke her liver and is unable to read, bathe, or walk. Signed, The Doctor.
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Ally: You promised you wouldn't fall in love with Camila!
Normani: Yeah well, hitler promised that he wouldn't invade Czechoslovakia, Ally. Welcome to the real world.
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Leigh: I'll have you know, Perrie is very smart!
Jesy: She says more dumb things before 9 a.m, than anyone does all day!
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Normani: I like your eyes.
Camila: *Smirking* Why thank you, they came with my face.
Normani: Oh you mean the one I'll be sitting on later?
Camila: *Faints*
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Perrie: Okay, so imagine this, Jesy is-
Jesy: Don't put me in your fantasies, Perrie. I don't even like being in your real life.
Perrie: *Smirks* You died in my fantasy anyways.
Leigh: *Is shook*
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Camila: *Filling out a form*
Camila: Ally, what's an occupation?
Ally: It's what you do, Mila.
Camila: *Nods as she writes down Normani's name*
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Leigh: You want me to be happy, don't you?
Jade: Not if it involves me getting up from bed.
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Lauren: What if there's a fire while you're gone???
Ally: Well then, I guess you can just light your pot with it, pothead.
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Jesy: *Pulls out a card* I'll just credit card the lock.
Perrie: That's a debit card.
Jesy: *Sighs* Just go wait in the car.
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Dinah: *Bursts into Camren's room to see Camila and Lauren laying in bed*
Dinah: YOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!
Lauren: *While holding her book* Really? Camz, why didn't you tell me? I would've put down my book.
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Leigh: Perrie, not everything you read on the internet is true.
Perrie: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me???
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Camila: So apparently you can change your name to whatever you want! And you know, I've never really felt like a "Karla Camila".
Ally: Oh no...
Camila: So meet, Princess Consuela Banana Kordei!
Lauren: Kordei? You took mani's last name?
Camila: Aren't people supposed to take their daddy's last names?
Dinah: *Chokes on air*
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
