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Jesy: Hey Perrie what's on your mind?

Perrie: *Staring off into a distance* Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?

Jesy: ......

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Dinah: You know what's funny?

Lauren: What?

Dinah: Camila's my best friend, and I'd absolutely murder anyone who hurt her.

Lauren: ... That's not funny ...?

Dinah: *Making a serious expression* Exactly. So don't fucking hurt her.

Lauren: *Gulps*

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Leigh: *Points to Jade's shirt* What color do you all think this is?

Perrie: Grey?

Jesy: Light grey?

Leigh: It is grey.

Leigh: Now tell them what color you think it is, Jade.

Jade: *Quietly* Dark white.

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Normani: Honestly, I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into--

Dinah: You buy Camila a bouquet of flowers ever day.

Normani: daISIES ARE HER FAVORITE AND SHE SMILES WHEN SHE SEES THEM. DO YOU KNOW HOW CUTE CAMILA'S SMILE IS????

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Jade: So what would be the height of arrogance for you?

Jesy: Perrie, how tall are you?

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[In the group chat]

Ally: So, what are you and Dinah doing tonight?

Lauren: We're gonna get HIGH AND FUCK

Lauren: ... I meant high as fuck.

Normani: No you didn't.

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Jade: Leigh, tell Perrie she's an idiot, but I still love her.

Leigh: Tell her yourself.

Jade: We're arguing.

Leigh: You're sitting on her lap????

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Ally: Lauren was born for politics.

Lauren: What do you mean?

Ally: Well you have great hair, and you love lying.

Lauren: What?? I don't love lying!

Ally: Well I just assumed considering you lied about your sexuality for like twenty years.

Dinah: Shots fired.

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Normani to Camila: One day you're gonna get bitchslapped and I'm not gonna do anything to stop it.

Camila: *Gets bitchslapped*

Normani: *Gets arrested for attempted murder*

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Jesy: You're pretty dumb.

Perrie: Thank you.

Jesy: I just insulted you. Why are you thanking me?

Perrie: All I heard was "you're pretty." I'm trying to focus on the positives of life.

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Ally: *Whispers to Jesy* I know how to get our girls off of the floor.

Jesy: ???

Ally: Hey girls!

The girls: Wha-

Ally: The floor is respect and responsibility!

The girls: *Fling themselves onto the kitchen table*

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Camila: You're stupid!

Lauren: That's it? That's all you got?

Camila: Give it time. It'll slowly it at you.

[Later that night]

Lauren: *Laying in bed next to Ally* Am I stupid?

Ally: Yeah, a little.

Lauren: Dammit Camila.

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[Playing uno]

Jade: UNO!!

Perrie: YEAH WELL I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH SO IT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT.

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Camila: *Wakes up Normani from her sleep* Hey do you wanna get something to eat?

Normani: If that something isn't you then I'm going back to sleep.

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