Jesy: Shake it.
Perrie: *Starts twerking*
Jesy: I meant the container, Perrie.
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Camila: Am I cool or what?
Dinah: What.
Camila: I said-
Dinah: I heard you.
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Jesy: You seem kinky. Like the type to be into nicknames.
Perrie: I'm not.
Jesy: Nicknames like "daddy".
Perrie: Daddy??
Jade: Yes baby?
Leigh and Jesy: *Visibly shook*
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[Texting]
Ally: I wanted to kiss you today.
Dinah: Why didn't you?
Ally: I can't reach your face, tall ass.
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Leigh: You two were lost in the woods for hours.
Jesy: Excuse you? Perrie and I don't get lost.
Perrie: We merely explore the unknown.
Jade: *Face palming from the other room*
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Normani: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
Camila: Awww!!
Ally: Lauren, say something cute like that!
Lauren: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Ally: *Sighs*
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Anyone: You can't do that, Jesy.
Jesy: You're right, I can't. Oh wait, I'm Jesy Nelson. I can.
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Camila: I heard you're into bad girls.
Normani: Yeah??
Camila: Well you're in luck, I'm bad at everything.
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Jesy: Men are like bras.
Leigh: Helpful-
Jesy: Uncomfortable and stressing, but society has brainwashed us into thinking women need them.
Leigh: Holy shit...
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Camila: Flowers are stupid and cliche. If you're into me, give me a banana.
Normani: *Hands Camila a banana while smirking*
Camila: *Stares at Mani then the banana*
Camila: *Faints*
Normani: *Sighs* Every fucking time.
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Jade: You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Jesy: Last time you said that, you tried to insult me and ended up calling me beautiful.
Jade: beCAUSE YOU ARE.
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Camila and Dinah: *Pouting in the middle of the room*
Ally: What's wrong guys?
Camila and Dinah: We can't see our foreheads.
Ally: *Sighs* I'm going home.
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Perrie: Once I had a crush on this girl. So while she was at the park, I put on a mask and walked up to her. I then threw grass in her face and said "I don't like you". Then I ran away.
Jade: Wait thAT WAS YOU?!
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Ally: *Looking distraught*
Lauren: What's wrong ally? Are you picturing my future again?
Ally: YoUR LIFE DECISIONS ARE HORRIBLE, LAUREN.
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Leigh: You came straight from hell, Jade!
Jade: I believe I came because of Perrie, and there was absolutely nothing straight about that.
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Ally: You can't solve all your problems by making out with Lauren.
Dinah: I can and I will.
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Perrie: I am the best observer ever.
Jesy: Last week you thought a sponge was a flat owl, Perrie.
Perrie: I diDNT HAVE MY GLASSES ON, JESY.
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Normani: *Smirking* You got a little something on your lips.
Camila: Where??
Normani: I got it. *Kisses Camila*
Camila: *Faints*
Normani: DamMIT CAMILA.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
