Camila: Dinah always tells me that if you jump off a cliff, I should too.
Normani: She tells you that?
Camila: Dinah's not the nurturing type...
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Perrie: I used to think you were a rebel.
Jesy: I am a rebel!
Jade: But you can't be a rebel if you don't rebel.
Jesy: ...
Jesy: *Under her breath* fuck...
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Lauren: Do you really consider me your girlfriend?
Ally: Of course I do! What else would I consider you?
Lauren: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way too rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
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Sam: You broke my nose... twice! It healed, then you broke it again!
Perrie: *Punches him* Three times.
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Normani: You can't solve all your problems by blocking people.
Dinah: Blocked.
Normani: Dinah, this is a verbal conversation.
Dinah: I saiD BLOCKED.
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Leigh: I sort of did something, and I need your advice. But I don't want any judgment or criticism.
Jesy: *Obviously shocked* So you came to me?!
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Camila: Here's how I think we're all gonna die... Dinah will shoot Lauren, then Lauren will shoot Dinah, and then Mani and I will enter the room getting shot by both Dinah and Lauren. Then Ally will walk in and get shot multiple times by all of us.
Ally: Y'all don't even have guns!
Ally: Or weapons!
Dinah: The only weapon I have is this ass.
Lauren: Now I actually want to shoot her.
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Jade: If you tried and failed, I would have understood. But you didn't even try.
Perrie: So I technically didn't fail, but I don't see you giving me credit for that.
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Dinah: How about you stop fantasizing about her, and actually talk to her.
Camila: I'm not fantasizing!
Lauren: Hey guys!
Camila: I'm in love with you too.
Lauren: What?
Camila: I mean what?
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Jesy: *On the phone with Leigh* Your girlfriends calling.
Perrie: *Takes the phone* She's not my girlfriend.
Perrie to Leigh: Hi baby!
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Camila: I made this girlfriend bracelet for you.
Normani: Bracelets aren't really my thing...
Camila: *About to take it back* Its okay you don't have to wear it-
Normani: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off!
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Leigh: What comes after 69?
Jade: 70.
Jesy: Mouthwash.
Perrie: Ohmygod...
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Lauren: I may have lost Dinah in the store...
Normani: HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?!
Camila: *Seriously* You forget to cherish her.
Ally: Yes Mila, you are absolutely correct.
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Jesy: Go tell Jade you think she's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
Perrie: She could hear me!
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Normani: You're insane if you think I'm gonna help you.
Dinah: Jokes on you, I've been insane.
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Leigh: Are you drunk?!
Jade: *Slurring* No silly, I'm Jade.
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[At 3 a.m]
Camila: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called "beautiful chocolate" once and awhile...
Lauren: Maybe you should go the fuck to sleep, camz.
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Leigh: I blame Jesy for this.
Jesy: ...
Jade: And Perrie, I blame her too.
Perrie: What did I do?!
Jade: I'm sure you did something.
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Distant relative: Look at how beautiful you are! You must be breaking all the boys hearts.
Camila: *Nervous gay laughter*
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Jesy: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Jade: It's called a hug, Jesy. I'm hugging you.
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Dinah: I screwed up! Big time!
Ally: Given your daily life experiences, you're going to have to be more specific, sweetheart.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
