Lauren: You're an abomination.
Camila: Oh yeah?! Well you're a stupid head!
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Perrie: Jesy, do you love me?
Jesy: Of course I do Pez.
Perrie: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Jesy: Well... of course I would. Why?
Perrie: I mean something really, really--
Jesy: Oh god, what did you do?
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Dinah: You know, I feel like we aren't really seeing eye to eye.
Camila: It's because you're taller than me asshole.
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Ally: *Giving advice to mani* Okay, Camila likes people with manners, so go with a cute pickup line!
Normani: Okay!
*Turns to Camila*
Normani: Camila this may seem corny...
Normani: But you make me horny.
Ally:
Camila:
Normani:
Camila: *Faints*
Normani: Nailed it.
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Perrie: Do you wanna pretend to be my pinky toe so I can bang you on my coffee table?
Jade: *Gets flustered*
Jesy: Do you wanna pretend to be a slinky so I can push you down the stairs?
Perrie: ...
Jade: ....
Leigh: *Is visibly shook*
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Dinah: *Angry after watching girls flirt with Lauren all night*
Dinah: You know what?! Fine! Choose any girl in the room to kiss right now, one free pass!
Lauren: ... Any girl?
Dinah: Yes.
Lauren: *Looks around the room*
Lauren: *Kisses Dinah* I choose you.
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[Texting]
Perrie: Hey. What are you doing?
Jesy: Just got home from the supermarket. You?
Perrie: At the supermarket.
Jesy: Crap! I knew I forgot something. I'll be there in ten minutes, DON'T MOVE.
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Camila: *Slurring* You're beautiful.
Normani: Camila, you're drunk.
Camila: Yes, I am. But you know what?
Normani: What?
Camila: I may be drunk, but you're beautiful. And tomorrow when I'm not drunk anymore, you'll still be beautiful.
Normani: *Starts to cry in gay*
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Dinah: Okay, Lets be honest, I'm the most likely target. So I've made a list of enemies, which I've narrowed down from twenty to just seven.
Lauren: In Miami?
Dinah: In this room.
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Perrie: *Unbuttoning shirt* Wow it's so hot in here.
Jade: I realize that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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Normani: You shouldn't insult people bigger than you.
Ally: Then I'd never get to insult anyone.
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Lauren: Fuck you, Camila. Get out of my way.
Camila: *Smirking* Make me.
Lauren: *Pushes Camila*
Dinah: *In tears* They're so meant to be.
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Jesy: We're team ride or die right?
Leigh: Yeah, I'd totally ride you.
Jesy: What?
Leigh: What?
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Ally: *Talking about wooing Lauren* You want something bad? You gotta fight for it. Step up your game, break out the L word.
Dinah: Lesbian?
Ally: No. The other L word.
Dinah: ... Lesbians?
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Leigh: Jade is cute.
Perrie: Cute?!
Perrie: SHE'S THE REASON FACES WERE INVENTED. YOU IDIOT.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
