Lauren to Camila: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Camila: *Blushes*
Dinah: Yeah cause she hit every branch on the ugly tree!
Dinah and Normani: *High five*
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Jesy about Perrie: It's impossible! No one can get this girl out of bed, watch!
Jesy: *Screaming at the top of her lungs* PEZ WAKE UP!
Perrie: *Sound asleep*
Leigh: Here let me try.
Leigh: WE HAVE PIZZA.
Perrie: *Still asleep*
Jade: *Walks in*
Perrie: Morning Jadey!
Jesy: What. the. fuck.
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Lauren: Hey camz, what's this?
Camila: Oh, that's just my to-do list.
Lauren: ...
Lauren: This is a sticky note with my name on it.
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Normani: Butt out closet monster!
Lauren: Wow, gay jokes? Really Mani? I thought you were better than that.
Normani: Um, I was talking about the literal closet... you know, that one time at that party... with Brad.
Lauren: ...
Camila: Wait Lauren you're gay-
Lauren: Lauren has left the chat.
Normani: Lauren this is verbal conversation.
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Normani: *Gets pulled over*
*Camila walks up to her in a police uniform*
Camila: Excuse me ma'am, I'm gonna have to arrest you for being so damn fine.
Normani: I don't even wanna know how you got a police car, or how you got a uniform; but we're dating now honey buns. You don't need to pull this shit anymore.
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Leigh: Jesy, you can't say "fuck you" as an answer to people you don't agree with.
Jesy: Fuck you.
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[Just after Fifth Harmony was formed]
Simon: Ally do you think you can handle this band?
Ally: I don't think you can handle, how much I can handle this band.
*Two days later*
Ally: *On the phone with Simon in tears* I CAN'T HANDLE IT. I CAN'T HANDLE IT.
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Jade: *Nervous laughter as Perrie walks in* Hey babe, where you been?
Perrie: *Angrily throws a mcflurry at her* YOU LEFT ME AT MCDONALD'S.
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Camila: Hey Mani do you dare me to kiss you?
Normani: Uh no?
Camila: Haha alright, I can't believe you're daring me to do this.
Normani: But I didn't-
Camila: You're so crazy, here I go.
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Interviewer: If you had to pick one of you guys to date, who would it be?
Jesy: I don't know.
Leigh: Me either.
Perrie: Jade.
Interviewer:
Jesy:
Leigh:
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Ally: Did you eat all of the powdered donuts?
Dinah: *Face full of white powder* No...
Ally: Then what's on your face?
Dinah: Cocaine.
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Lauren: *Writing songs*
Camila: Hey babe.
Lauren:
Camila: Babe.
Lauren:
Camila: BABE.
Lauren: WHAT CAMILA?!
Camila: Hi :)
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Leigh: Hey Jade, I need relationship advice...
Jade: Just because I'm dating Perrie, doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Lauren: Where's Camila?
Normani: Hold on.
Normani: WHAT TEAM?!
Camila: *Burst in through the door at full speed* WILD CATS!!!!
Normani: Found her.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
