[Thunder is heard outside]
Normani: I don't understand, you're 20 and still scared of a little thunder.
Camila: I am not!
[Dinah comes running into bed between the two.]
Dinah: Thunder buddies for life, right Chancho?
Camila: *Snuggles into Dinah* Right.
Normani: Dinah how the fuck did you get into our house...?
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Ally: I saw Camila and Dinah hugging earlier. Then I realized they were choking each other and I was like, ok, that makes more sense.
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[At the store]
Perrie: I wanna ride in the trolley!
Leigh: No I wanna ride in the trolley!
Jade: I think I should be the one to ride in the trolley this time.
All three: Jesy!!!!
Jesy: *Already shopping inside the store*
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Camila: Ally told me that if I didn't have anything nice to say, then I shouldn't say anything at all. But Ally's not here and you're a freaking weenie!
Lauren: Who the fuck taught you how to insult someone?
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Dinah: So, I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Ally: Dinah, no that's not how it works-
Dinah: *Excitedly* Floor it????
Ally: DINAH NO
Dinah: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND??
Ally: DINAH NO YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Dinah: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
Ally: DINAH P L E A S E STOP
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Leigh: I would do anything for you guys.
Leigh: Except for running, jogging, or climbing up the stairs.
Jade: ....
Perrie: ...
Jesy: ....
Jade: Thanks Leigh.
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Jade: Hey Perrie. I like your dress, but I'd like it better on my bedroom floor.
Perrie: ...
Perrie: Are you flirting with me?
Jade: Have been for the past five years now, thanks for noticing.
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Shawn: *Smirking* I dare you to kiss the cutest person in the room.
Camila: Okay.
Camila: Hey Austin?
Austin: *Smiling* Yes?
Camila: Can you move aside, I need to get to Lauren.
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Ally: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss. What should I do?
Lauren: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she doubles over in pain, kiss her.
Camila: Tackle her!
Normani: Kick her in the shin!
Dinah: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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Perrie: Come on Jesy! We never ask you for anything!
Jesy: You twats ask me for everything.
Leigh: So then what's one more thing?
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Ally: So I guess I'm the only straight one in the group.
Lauren: I've seen the way you look at Mani's ass, you're not straight.
Camila: Oh PLEASE. We all look at mani that way!
Ally:
Dinah:
Lauren:
Camila: ... Right?
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*Right after the girls say something dirty.*
Jade: You guys are like school in July.
Jesy: What do you mean school in July?
Jade: No class.
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Normani: Where there is murder, anything can happen.
Camila: CAN I FLY??
Normani: Almost anything.
Dinah: CAN I BECOME WONDER WOMAN?
Camila: WHAT ABOUT GETTING A BILLION DOLLARS?
Dinah: HOW ABOUT FINDING GOLD?!
Normani: I hate you guys.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
