Dinah: If you're not at my funeral, I'm not gonna be at yours. Period.
Lauren: *Holds the bridge of her nose in annoyance*
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*Working on a New Years resolution*
Leigh: Alright, name one way to be nice to others.
Jesy: Don't kill them.
Leigh: ... Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
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Normani: I'm a confident driver.
Ally: You almost ran over someone...
Normani: Yeah, CONFIDENTLY.
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Perrie: Wow, the stars are so pretty tonight...
Perrie: But you wanna know who's prettier?
Jade: Haha, aw, I know you're gonna say it's m-
Perrie: Me. It's me. I'm prettier.
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Ally an extrovert: You're never gonna make any friends with your nose buried in that book!
Camila an introvert: Let's hope that's true.
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Perrie: Jesy, I just don't wanna talk right now.
Jesy: Perfect, I don't want you to talk either.
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*After getting pulled over*
Officer: What's that smell? Do you have marijuana??
Lauren: *Clearly higher than Allysus* Nope. I just ran out actually.
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Perrie: What is a phobia of chainsaws called?
Leigh: Common sense.
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Camila: *Staring dreamingly at Dinah*
Camila: *Sighs* She's so cute when she's coming up with destructive ideas.
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Jade: *On the phone* Hello? Police? There's an insanely good-looking woman in my house.
Jade: No wait, that's just my beautiful ass girlfriend. Sorry.
Jesy: *Blushing* Jade s t o p.
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Lauren: *Unbuttoning jeans* Damn, I ate SO much tonight. I can barely breathe.
Normani: Okay, but why are you unbuttoning MY jeans, though?
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*After walking in on Leigh and Jesy making out*
Jade: It wasn't just some small peck on the lips, they were going at it like a solider returning home to his wife... in a porno.
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Dinah: Still stupid, I see.
Camila: Still pretending like you're not hopelessly in love with me, I see.
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Jade: Do you guys realize we never stop tasting our own tongues?
Leigh: How about you taste mine for a change?
Jade: You're so fucking smooth.
Leigh: Oh really? Wanna feel?
Jade: Ohmygod
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Ally: Why are you scowling?
Dinah: I'm mad at the universe for making me too pretty.
Ally: *Sighs dreamingly* Well, you're not wrong.
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Perrie: *Furiously blinking for twenty seconds*
Jesy: What are you doing?
Perrie: There's something wrong with my eyes.
Jesy: Oh no. What's wrong??
Perrie: I can't take them off you. *Smirking*
Jesy: f u ck
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Camila: You were so drunk last night.
Normani: I wasn't THAT drunk!
Camila: You looked me in the eyes and said, "Don't tell Camila, but I am totally in lesbians with her".
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*Texting*
Jesy: Sorry, I sneezed and accidentally liked your post.
Jade: You commented "damn daddy" on it too though???
Jesy: I have the flu.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
