Camila: *Staring at her spilled milk*
Dinah: Just leave it, it'll dry.
Normani: No shit it'll dry, it's a liquid, Dinah. Liquids dry.
Dinah: Not always! Look at the ocean.
Normani: *Stares off into space*
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Jesy: *While eating a huge brownie* It's so big, I love it.
Jade: You know what I have that's big?
Leigh: A dic-
Jade: A heart.
Leigh and Jade: ......
Jade: We're very different, you and I.
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Dinah: I'm not putting any makeup on today.
Normani: It's okay cause you're naturally beautiful.
Dinah: Girl, I wish.
Normani: Well, looks like it came true.
Dinah: You smooth ass mother fucker.
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Jade: *Playfully arguing with Jesy* You might as well wave a white flag now Jesy!
Jesy: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
Jade: ...
Perrie: ....
Leigh: Dear lord...
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Camila: Can I hug you?
Normani: Fine. But only for four to five seconds.
Camila: Forty-Five seconds! Got it!
Normani: NO! FOUR TO FIV-
Camila: *Holds Normani tightly*
Dinah: *Walks in on them hugging* ALLY THEY'RE ACTING GAY AGAIN, GET ME THE PUKE BUCKET.
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Perrie: What are you feeling Jesy?
Jesy: I feel like I wanna murder everyone. And I also want a soft pretzel.
Perrie: .... I can get you a soft pretzel.
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Camila: [Calls Dinah] I had a dream that you married me.
Dinah: I did marry you. Three years ago. Also, it's like 3 a.m, stop calling me while I'm right next to you.
Camila: It was a nice dream...
Dinah: *Hangs up phone and looks at Camila* IT WASN'T A DREAM.
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Perrie: It's so nice to see you again.
Jade: You saw me three hours ag-
Perrie: Shut up Jade, I was talking to your boobs.
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Dinah: Ally?
Ally: Yes?
Dinah: Do you think people who climb Mount Everest, ever rest...?
Ally: *Sighs exasperatedly*
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[Arguing]
Leigh: Oh bite me!
Jesy: Is that an invitation?!
Leigh: Oh god, yes please.
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Lauren: *Holding her hand in a fist* Hey Ally, can you hold this?
Ally: *Holds out her hand* Sure Laur, what is it?
Lauren: *Interlocks her hand with Ally's* I love you.
Ally: *Chokes* I lOVE you too.
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*After Jesy just caught Jerrie having sex*
Jade: I had a muscle cramp! Perrie was only helping me!
Jesy: A muscle cramp? In your vagina?
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*At the Taco Bell drive-thru*
Lauren: What do you want?
Dinah: I want Camila back.
Lauren: I only have two dollars fam.
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Perrie: Why do you keep following me around everywhere?
Jade: I was told to follow my dreams.
Perrie: *Trips on nothing*
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Camila: *Carves Mani + Mila into a tree*
Normani: What a nerd.
Normani: *Looks around skeptically before adding '4ever' to it*
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Leigh: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh"?
Jesy: I saw you.
Leigh: Honestly, that's so sweet and it makes this really awkward cause I was gonna show you a drawing of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey.
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Camila: Babe, it's really muggy out today.
Normani: Camila I swear to god, if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn I'll break up with you...
Camila: *Sips coffee from a bowl slowly*
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Interviewer: What's your favorite-
Perrie: Jade!
Interviewer: Color
Both: ....
Perrie: Still Jade.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
