Shawn: Alright. Give me your hair dryer.
Camila: What are you talking about?
Shawn: Don't girls carry one in their purse?
Lauren: Have you ever associated with an actual human woman?
Shawn: *Calls Dinah*
Shawn: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
Dinah: Of course. I'm not an animal.
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Jesy: You know what? We're smart too Jade!
Jade: Oh yeah? What's the difference between gamete and zygote?
Perrie: Don't fall for it, Jesy. She's just making up words.
Leigh: *Face palms*
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Ally: Do you believe me?
Normani: Ally, you are the last good person on this earth. I would believe you if you said cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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Perrie: I like punk girls.
Jade: Punk? I can be punk!
Jade: *Punches the wall*
Jade: ... Take me to the hospital ...
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Dinah: You've got to tell mani how you feel dude.
Camila: No way!
Dinah: Is that what Troy Bolton would do?
Camila: ... What?
Dinah: I'm just trying to speak your language.
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Jesy: Jade knows everything about me, watch.
Jesy: Jade, what am I allergic to?
Jade: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotions.
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Camila: *Hands card to Normani* Happy Father's Day!
Normani: Why'd you get me a card for Father's Day?
Camila: You're my daddy...
Normani: *Chokes*
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Perrie: I owe you my life!
Leigh: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed.
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Shawn: Well what do you look for in a guy?
Camila: A vagina.
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Perrie: I don't like it.
Jade: You don't like anything.
Perrie: I like you.
Jade: *Cries in gay*
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Ally: I told you not to hurt anyone, not to swear, and not to drink any alcohol.
Lauren: I didn't!
Ally: I saw you punch someone, then say "Get off my fucking beer!"
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Perrie: *Listening to two separate things at once* You see, I just realized I have two ears. So it's a waste to only listen to one thing.
Leigh: You just realized you have two ears?
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Dinah: Hey I-
Normani: I strongly disagree.
Dinah: What? I haven't even said anything!
Normani: Sorry, force of habit, continue.
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Perrie: Have you ever taken a leap of faith?
Jade: I married you. What would you call that?
Perrie: uh HITTING THE FUCKING JACKPOT!
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Dinah: I really like Ally. But the problem is, she's perfect!
Dinah: I can't find one flaw!
Dinah: There was this one time, I thought she farted....
Dinah: ...But it was me.
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Camila: *Ordering a cake over the phone*
Shop employee: And what would you like your cake to say?
Camila: *Covering up the speaker of the phone and staring at the girls* Guys, do we want a talking cake?
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
