Jade: *On the phone with Perrie* Hey babe, you're on speaker with Jesy and Leigh, so behave.
Perrie: Or what? You'll spank me?
Jade:
Jesy:
Perrie:
Leigh: Honestly, I'm not surprised.
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Normani: I heard that one of us is gay.
Lauren:
Ally:
Dinah:
Normani: I hope it's Camila. Camila's cute.
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Dinah: When I was born God said "So much pureness, so much perfection"
Lauren: No, when you were born the devil said "Oooooh competition"
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Jesy: Okay so we're going to be pairing up to each go sightseeing-
Jade: I CHOOSE PERRIE.
Jesy: Okay, but later two of us have to go-
Jade: I NOMINATE ME AND PERRIE.
Jesy: .... Okay, but two of us are gonna have to share a bed-
Jade: PERRIE AND I WILL DO IT.
Jesy: Alright, and two of us have to go back home early-
Jade: *About to scream*
Leigh: WE KNOW, YOU AND PERRIE.
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Camila: *Walks in* Once again fate throws us together.
Normani: What? I'm in the shower- this is my bathroom Camila!
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Lauren: *Smiling at the flowers on the counter* These are from camz.
Taylor: Oh, your girlfriend??
Lauren: She is not my girlfriend!
Camila: Hey Lo!
Lauren: Hi baby!!
Taylor: ....
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Jade: Perrie, do the thing.
Perrie: *Breathes*
Jade: *Breathlessly* Oh my god.
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Camila: Dinah, blink if you love me.
Dinah:
Camila: *Blows air on her face*
Dinah: *blinks*
Camila: I knew it.
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Ally: Has anybody seen the brown sugar??
Normani: I'm right here, honey buns.
Ally: *Flustered* I... I meant the sugar, the sugar we can eat.
Normani: You can eat me.
Ally: *Faints*
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Lauren: Do you ever wonder what your future wife is doing right now?
Dinah: She's standing right in front of me.
Lauren: *Chokes on air*
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*At an amusement park*
Jesy: Hey Perrie what do you wanna ride next?
Perrie: Jade.
Jade: *Trips over nothing*
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Camila and Dinah: *Sneaking into the tour bus at 2 a.m*
Dinah: The key is to blend in, look normal.
Camila: You're wearing a cape and high heels???
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Camila: Where's Dinah?
Normani: Hold on.
Normani: CAMREN IS NOT REAL.
Dinah: *In the distance* WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID-
Normani: There she is.
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Camila: Okay, I admit it! I'm not a saint!
Ally: Mila, honey, I mean this in the nicest way possible... if you walked into a church you'd probably burn.
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Jade: Perrie's missing, can you find her?
Jesy: What do you think, I have you all microchipped or something?
Jade:
Jesy:
Jesy: Hold on let me get my computer.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
