Jesy: This is my ex-girlfriend, Perrie Edwards.
Perrie: You've got to stop introducing me like that...
Perrie: I'm her wife.
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Someone: Wow, you are so mature for your age!
Camila: Thanks, it's all the past trauma.
Someone: ...
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Leigh: That's ridiculous, Jesy doesn't have a crush on me!
Jade: Yes she does.
Perrie: Yes she does
The whole fandom: Yes she does
Jesy: Yes I do.
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Lauren: Small talk is for losers! Rate your current level of existential dread from 1-10.
Camila: *Flirting* Well, usually it's 10, but since you've walked in, it's nonexistent.
Lauren: *Running away while shocked and in gay panic* See you in p.e!!
Camila: You graduated years ago, Lauren!!!??
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Leigh: I really like Eminem.
Perrie: I prefer skittles
Leigh: I meant the rapper, not the candy.
Perrie: Why would you eat an M&M wrapper?
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Ally: Whoever ate my waffles, come forward and all will be forgiven.
Lauren:
Dinah:
Normani:
Camila:
Ally: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.
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Jesy and Perrie: *Enter the room in a panic and slam the door behind them*
Leigh: Oh no. What did you guys do?
Jesy and Perrie: Nobody died!
Jade: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?
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Random person: Hey, I like your shirt!
Camila: Thanks! My girlfriend Dinah stole it from target for me!
Random person: ...
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Jade: The human body is made of 70% water. So we're all basically cucumbers with anxiety.
Leigh: Excuse you? With all the salt and alcohol Jesy and Perrie consume, they're more like pickles.
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*Trying to think of what to get Camila*
Lauren: Shit, think, what does Camila like?
Normani: Stupid things right? What's the stupidest thing you guys can think of?
Ally: *Gesturing to Dinah* She's dating it.
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Jade: Guys, I think we have a problem.
Perrie: What, the fire?
Jade: No the— wait, what fire?!
Perrie: Oh, nothing. Continue, this seems more interesting.
Jesy, Leigh, and Jade: whAT FIRE PERRIE
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Normani: What do you guys want to be in your next life?
Dinah: A fish!
Camila: A butterfly!
Lauren: A jaguar!
Ally: *With tears in her eyes* ... Tall
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Leigh: Why are you throwing so much shade at people today?
Perrie: Because when I throw rocks, Jesy gets mad.
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Dinah: Camila and I are so close we even finish each other's—
Camila: Sandwiches!
Dinah: ...
Camila: ...
Dinah: So it was you.
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Jade: *Sees someone doing something stupid*
Jade: haha what an idiot.
Jade: *Realizes that its Perrie*
Jade: Oh god, that's my idiot.
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Interviewer: Isn't it crazy that we learn so much from the people we spend so much time with?
Normani: I learn a lot from my girls because they make so many fucking mistakes.
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Leigh: Jesy, it's your turn to give the pep talk again.
Jesy: Fuck shit up, but don't die.
Perrie: *Wiping a tear away* you have such a way with words.
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Dinah: Mani's mad at me and I'm not sure why.
Lauren: Okay, were you talking right before she got mad at you?
Dinah: Yeah?
Lauren: Well, that's probably why.
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Jesy: Jade, what did I tell you about calling Perrie the devil?
Jade: ... That it's offensive to the devil?
Jesy: Yes, now apologize!
Jade: ... Sorry devil ...
Perrie: *Standing across the room extremely offended and confused*
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Camila: When have Dinah and I ever done anything stupid?!
Ally: I keep a list. It's alphabetized, and full.
Dinah: No way. I don't remember doing anything stupid starting with a "Z"
Ally: Remember that time you guys put a zebra in Lauren's room?
Dinah and Camila: *Smiling evilly at the memory*
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Jesy: I know, I'm a real asset.
Leigh: You're only off by two letters.
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Ally: Since you won't be able to contact me for two weeks, I've left a bowl of advice on the counter.
Normani: There's only one sticky note in here that says "Camila, Dinah, stop doing that!"
Normani: ...
Normani: No wait, that works.
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Perrie: *Attempting to cook* Hey, look Jade, I'm melting butter!
Jade: *Sarcastically* Congratulations babe, you now have the cooking skills of a hot day.
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Lauren: *Chuckles*
Dinah: ???
Lauren: *Laughs*
Dinah: I missed the joke.
Lauren: You are the joke.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
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