Perrie: I had 100$ which I used to buy this 4,000$ camera.
Jesy: How the fuck—
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[If Ally had a Bakery, and the girls worked there.]
Customer: Do you have anything that's low in cholesterol, and WON'T give me a heart attack?!
Lauren: *Dead Seriously* Napkins.
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Jade: Go tell Jesy she's cute. What's the worse that could happen?
Leigh: She could hear me!
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[Teaching Camila how to cook]
Ally: Your Alfredo's dry. Did you use your cheese?
Camila: When you say use, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?
Ally: ...
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Jesy: Tell me the truth, cause there's been a lot of lying amongst this band.
Leigh: And a lot of love!
Jesy: More lies.
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Dinah: Camila has zero talents.
Lauren: Hey! That's not true.
Camila: Yeah! *Proudly* I say more dumb things before 9 am, than most people do all day!
Lauren: *Faking enthusiasm* There you go.
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Jade: You need to stop hurting people's feelings.
Jesy: How else will I make them cry then?
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Normani: I hope you go bald!
Ally: *Not looking up from her book* I hope they cancel dancing with the stars.
Normani: *Extremely offended look on her face* YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, YOU LITTLE SHIT—
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[During an eye exam]
Perrie: Oi! You're practically blind, can you even see me right now??
Leigh: *Annoyed* Yes, and you look like an idiot.
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[During a Christmas takeover]
Dinah: *into the camera* I got myself for secret Santa this year. I was supposed to tell someone but I didn't.
Dinah: *Smiles smugly*
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Jesy: I've had an amazing day.
Jade: But you fell on stage, during a performance.
Jesy: Yeah, But Leigh and I just had sex, so my days been a m a z i n g.
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Dinah: *Trying to sexually flirt with Ally*
Ally: Dinah Jane! This counts as sexual harassment, you do know that right?
Dinah: I don't think of it as sexual harassment, I think of it as more of sexual encouragement. *wiggles eyebrows*
Ally: ...
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[After Leigh caught Jade and Perrie having sex]
Perrie: Who cares if Jade and I had sex?! We've done it before! That makes it like, good for the environment or something.
Leigh: That's not how it works!!
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Ally: I hate the holidays.
Lauren: Why? Cause you always get mistaken for an elf?
Ally: You did not just—
Camila: BURN.
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Jesy: Go to hell.
Perrie: I already exist on a level of hell.
Jesy: Well, exist on one thats not near mine.
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[In the middle of the day]
Dinah: *Trying to get Lauren's attention by throwing rocks at her window from outside*
Lauren: *Texting Dinah* Why are you throwing rocks at my window?? You have a phone for a reason.
*Loud bang*
Lauren: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
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[Moments before confronting an angry Jesy]
Perrie: This is a bad idea...
Leigh: Yeah, I couldn't agree more, but what other choice do we have?
Jade: We could choose life...
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Normani: You're an idiot.
Camila: But I'm your idiot.
Camila: [Points at wedding ring] FOREVERRRR
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*After leaving Perrie at the super market*
Perrie: *Angrily* Imagine if you would have left Stevie wonder in that store instead of me!!
Jesy: Oh I wouldn't do that, I actually love Stevie Wonder.
Perrie: ...
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*On a road trip*
Simon: Dinah give me that bottle of vodka right now!
Dinah: No!
Simon: Now or you're fired!
Dinah: *Drunkenly* You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!
Lauren: Ohmygod
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
