[Right after an argument]
Camila: I got you some flowers...
Lauren: Aw! Baby, what kind are they?
Camila: Fake.
Dinah: *Cackling from the other room*
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Jesy: What are we doing?
Leigh: Wasting our lives.
Jesy: I meant for lunch...
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Ally: I don't have time for this Dinah! If you need to say something, say it. In five words or less.
Dinah: *Counts on fingers* You... are... a... bitch...
Dinah: ... Ally.
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Jesy: I'm sorry to hear about Perrie.
Jade: Wait, why?! What happened to her??
Jesy: Nothing. I'm just sorry to hear about her.
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Camila: You know what my body is made out of?
Normani: Bones, muscles, millions of tiny little-
Camila: *Smirking* Girlfriend material.
Normani: *Is shook*
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[After Leigh breaks somebody's heart]
Them: How do you sleep at night?
Leigh: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.
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Jesy: I searched everywhere.
Perrie: What?
Jesy: I looked through hundreds of files.
Jesy: Searched through my text messages.
Jesy: I even searched my closet.
Jesy: But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.
Perrie: .....
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[At dinner with the Cabello's]
Camila: Mommy please pass the salt.
*Normani, Sinu, and Ally all go for the salt*
Alejandro: ... I'm leaving.
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Lauren: Beauty is in the eye of those who see it.
Lauren: But if anyone ever says Ally isn't beautiful, I'll be forced to single handedly correct their vision.
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[While playing Guns and cowboys]
Perrie to Jade: You're supposed to be dead!
Jade: Yeah? Well you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you chicken McNobody.
Leigh: *Looking into the camera* As you can see they're very competitive...
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Normani: *Looks flawless and incredible as always*
Camila: *Gay panic*
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Jade: I never thought I'd say this, but I think I know what's going on inside your head.
Jesy: Oh, well then welcome to terror zone, where all dreams die just like my hopes and expectations.
Jade: ... Yeah so maybe I don't know what's going on inside your head ...
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Camila: It's time to crack open a cold one with the boys.
Camila: *Opens cooler full of ice pops and hands one to Shawn and MGK*
Camila: Yup.
Shawn: Yup.
MGK: Mhhm.
Lauren: What the hell...
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Perrie: *Still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium*
Jade: Well what did you think a tiger shark was, Perrie?
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Dinah: *Talking about how fucked her child hood was* But I turned out fine.
Lauren: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Dinah: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER LAUREN. AND NEITHER DID YOU.
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Camila: I love you.
Dinah: *Eating a potato chip very loudly* You should. I'm a god damn miracle.
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Jade: *Looking super cute* So are we "yay" or "nay" on this plan?
Leigh: Yay.
Jesy: Yay.
Perrie: Gay.
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Ally: Did you just refer to a knife as "a people opener"?
Lauren: Should I not have?
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
