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Normani: Kiss the one hottest person in the room.

Ally: Troy?

Troy: *Smiling widely* Yes?

Ally: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Dinah.

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Perrie: Last night I saw Jade shivering, so I wrapped her in a blanket. She looked like a little bean so she is now my cute little bean and I love her.

Jesy: Once again, all I need is the song lyrics.

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Dinah: Nice face.

Lauren: Thanks?

Dinah: *Smirking* I bet it'd look even better down between-

Ally: thE PAGES OF THE BIBLE! AT CHURCH WHERE BIBLES ARE! WHERE GOD WAITS!

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Perrie: Honey bun?

Jade: Yes?

Perrie: *blushes* I meant, would you like one?

Jade: Oh, yeah, sure. Sugar?

Perrie: Yes?

Jade: I just meant, would you like some in your coffee?

Perrie: *blushes harder* Oh, yeah, sure...

[from a distance]

Leigh: Even I'm getting embarrassed from watching them.

Jesy: I think I know what you mean.

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Normani: My girlfriend has to be hot, confident, graceful-

Camila: Hi I'm Cam- *Stumbles over her own feet, knocks a glass of water all over Normani, potted plan falls over and dumps dirt on her head.*

Normani: *Pointing at Camila* Never mind, I want that one.

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Dinah: I have no fears.

Normani: What if you woke up one day and Ally was taller than you?

Dinah:

Dinah: I have one fear.

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Jade: I'll have you know I can bench press over six million and ninety-two nanograms.

Jesy: Jade, that's less than two pounds.

Jade: Sounded better the way I said it.

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[First time realizing that she's gay]

Camila: *Thinks about Normani's ass*

Camila: *Thinks about how she felt the first time she met Lauren*

Camila: *Gasps*

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Leigh: I'm jealous of you.

Jesy: Why?

Leigh: Cause your girlfriend is hotter than mine.

Jesy:

Leigh: *Walks away with a grin*

Jesy: Wait, but you're my-

Jesy: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT.

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Ally: Couldn't we have just walked?

Camila: If the lord wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have invented heelys, Ally.

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Perrie: I've only gotten four hours of sleep for the past three days. So I'm kind of on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

[Tries to bite her phone covered in cream cheese]

Perrie: This is not a bagel.

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Ally: Can I confess something to you?

Lauren: I resent being dragged into you're heterosexual tomfoolery.

Ally: I'm in love with you...

Lauren: thaT WAS NOT HETEROSEXUAL AT ALL.

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[After dance rehearsal]

Perrie: Piece of cake.

Jade: You thought that was easy??

Perrie: No, I want a piece of cake.

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Camila: It's a beautiful sunny day! How can anyone be inside at a time like this? Let's go outside!

Normani: Wanna have sex?

Camila: Screw nature, I'm getting laid.

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Jesy: When my time comes, I wanna be buried face down.

Leigh: Why?

Jesy: So that anyone who doesn't like me, can kiss my ass one last time.

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Ally: Have you heard from Camila?

Lauren: I'm sure she's fine. I left her with Dinah.

Ally: Those two sentences do not go together.

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