*Normila's future child*
Daycare lady: *Notices their three year olds shirt is on backwards*
Daycare lady: It's cute you let her dress herself.
Camila: *Nervously* Haha. Yeah. She did that....
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Perrie: I'm the smartest one here!
Jesy: I once was able to convince you that you've never worn or needed glasses in your life.
Perrie: ...
Jesy: You believed me for a week.
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Dinah: I am NOT needy!
Ally: You threw a tantrum earlier because I wouldn't let you watch me poop.
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Jade: Christmas is Jesus' birthday.
Jesy: What should I get him?
Leigh: Well, you could start being nicer to us.
Jesy: I'll get him a hat.
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Camila: *At dinner* Ally, how much of this meatball is meat?
Ally: Probably like 90%.
Lauren: So its 10% balls?
Ally: *Spits out drink*
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Leigh: Do you wanna write a letter to Santa?
Perrie: Yes!
Leigh: Okay what do you want it to say?
Perrie: "H".
Leigh: ...
Jade: Well, it IS a good letter.
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*When they're supposed to be asleep*
[4 a.m]
Camila: Dinah?
Dinah: Yeah chancho?
Camila: We don't fart on friends.
Dinah: Great advice, Mila.
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Perrie: *Knocks on bathroom door* Jesy?!
Jesy: Yes?!
Perrie: It's me!
Jesy: I KNOW.
Perrie: Perrie!
Jesy: I knew that too.
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Camila: I'm beating you!
Normani: Okay.
Camila: I'm way ahead!
Normani: I see that.
Camila: I'm gonna win!
Lauren to Normani: She does realize we're on a carousel, right?
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Leigh: You need to get your cuddles from someone else. I'm really busy, and I think you've had enough.
Jade: *Clearly offended* I did not marry you for such rejection.
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*Playing hide and seek*
Camila: *Hides behind a chain linked fence*
Camila: Dinah will never find me here.
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Jesy: Why is Dinah pouting in the middle of the room?
Ally: She woke up today and got frustrated because she couldn't find her glasses. But what really upset her, was when I told her that she doesn't even wear glasses.
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*Laurinah's future child*
Teacher: Your son said a bad word in class today.
Lauren: Where the fuck did he learn bad words?
Dinah: I swear to god that little bastard isn't getting any ice cream tonight.
Teacher: ...
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Jesy: What animals would you take into space?
Jade: Puppies!
Perrie: Probably you and Leigh.
Jesy: I said animals.
Perrie: I know.
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Ally: Guess what time it is?
Lauren: I don't have to guess, I can read the clock.
Ally: It's time to clean your room!
Lauren: No, it's 2;45.
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"My daily workout is walking around the flat, and turning off all the lights the girls leave on, in every room."
- Jesy at some point in her life.
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Normani: *Barely walking up* Morning.
Dinah: What would happen if you got a puffer fish stuck up your butt?
Normani: *Goes back to bed*
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Jesy: Jade just asked me how to spell "bourbon".
Leigh: And?
Jesy: She's either asking Santa to hook me up this year, or writing a letter to a rehab facility for me...
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Camila: *Runs full force into a wall*
Ally: Why did you do that?!
Camila: Because I wanted to.
Ally: This. This is why we used your college fund to buy wine.
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Jade: Perrie just sweetly grabbed my face, and asked if she could spit in my mouth...
Jesy: At least she asked first.
Leigh: She's turning out to be one fine young lady.
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*After an argument*
Lauren: Can I have a goodbye kiss?
Dinah: *Leans in close*
Dinah: *Sneezes violently*
Dinah: Bye.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
