[Texting]
Camila: Babe, after I get out of rehearsal can I nap?
Lauren: Um sure???
Camila: In your bed?
Lauren: Yes.
Camila: I'm so excited!!!
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Perrie: Puffer fish are kinda hot...
Jade: Sometimes being your girlfriend is difficult.
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Dinah: *Accidentally starts a house fire*
Dinah: *Attempting to put it out with a miniature squirt gun*
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Leigh: I want a cheeseburger.
Jade: I wanna cuddle, with you.
Leigh: Who cares what you wanna do? I want a cheeseburger.
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*After an argument*
Lauren: Give me a kiss.
Ally: *Kisses Lauren*
Ally: *Immediately slaps Lauren right after*
Lauren: *Is shook*
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Perrie: I'm actually very responsible.
Perrie: *Army crawls past the dirty dishes*
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Camila: *Eats a whole taco in two bites*
Normani: *Adoringly* I'm so in love with you.
Camila: ...
Camila: *Faints*
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Perrie: I'm actually VERY smart.
Jesy: Spell orange.
Perrie: The fruit or the color?
Jesy: *Sighs*
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Lauren to her dog: I know you did not just throw that toy on the floor, Leo! Pick it up!
Dinah: Laur, he's a puppy I don't think-
Leo: *Picks up the toy*
Dinah: What the fuck?
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[After bailing Perrie out of jail]
Jesy: So, was attempting to steal all of the animals from the animal shelter, worth it?
Perrie: Yes.
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*At a dinner date after a normila breakup*
Normani: *Thinking* Be cool. Don't let her know you miss Mila.
Date: I'll have the banana pudding.
Normani: *Tearing up* You know who else likes bananas?
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*On tour*
Jesy: Are you okay, Jade?
Jade: Yeah... just a little homesick.
Jesy: Aw! I know you miss your mum-
Jade: I just miss my dog so much-
Jesy: ...
Jade: ...
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Camila: *Sighs sadly*
Ally: What's wrong Mila???
Camila: My life has too much panic and not enough disco.
Ally: *Sighs and walks away*
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Jesy: *Drunkly* Listen bitch! I love you!
Leigh: You're drunk.
Jesy: I am not!
Leigh: ...
Jesy: ...
Jesy: *Falls and passes out in the middle of the room*
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Dinah: She's just so amazing, I'm so lucky to have her.
Lauren: Aww! The way you talk about Ally is so cute!
Dinah: Ally? I was talking about Beyoncé, Lauren.
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Jade: Fine! If you don't want me, I'll just go fine someone else!
Perrie: You two won't last.
Jade: Why not?
Perrie: Cause she'll be tired.
Jade: Of what?
Perrie: Of me beating her ass.
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Camila: Why don't you have a girlfriend yet, Ally?
Ally: Cause some people may say I can't necessarily take a hint...
Camila: What about you, Lauren? Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Lauren: Cause Ally can't take a hint.
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*After a night of drinking*
[Texting]
Leigh: Babe, can you come pick me up? I'm drunk.
Jade: Send me your location.
Leigh: Let's focus on communication.
Jade: ...
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Dinah: Am I going to hell?
Normani: Probably.
Normani: But so am I, so I'll pick you up.
Dinah: Let's carpool?
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
