*After committing a crime*
Lawyer: We need to get this cleared up. If we don't, do you know how long your sentence will be?
Dinah: Why are we talking about sentences then? This isn't English class.
Lawyer: ...
Dinah: I thought you were a lawyer.
Lawyer: ...
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College dean: You're total in all to go here would be 30,000 dollars.
Leigh: *Opening her wallet* Do you accept tears as a form of payment?
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*While the elevator is stuck*
Dinah to Normani, Camila, and Lauren: God dammit, I told you guys that your butt's were too much unnecessary weight!
Normani,Camila&Lauren: ...
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Interviewer: What's your favorite season?
Jade: Paprika.
Jesy: Jade no—
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*During a takeover while ally's out of town*
Camila to the camera: *Loud music playing in the background* Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus!
*Camera zooms into Dinah sniffing lines of coke as Camila sings kumbaya my lord*
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*At family therapy*
Therapist: Now I want all of you to tell me your feelings.
Jesy: Mutilation.
Perrie: Mutilation isn't a feeling, genius.
Jesy: You're gonna be feeling mutilated if you don't shut the fuck up.
Therapist: I don't get paid enough for this.
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Camila: *To her snapchat* Sleep? I don't know about sleep. It's summer time!!
Ally: *From a distance* Camila you better get your ass to sleep!
Camila: Aw man she caught me. *Snapchat vid ends*
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Leigh: Text me or call me, because I lost my contacts.
Perrie: Are you stupid? Go put on some glasses then.
Jesy: *From the other side of the room* This is why I used your college fund to buy shoes.
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*If ally was a school teacher*
Ally: Okay, can anybody tell me who their favorite historical figure is?
Dinah: Satan.
Lauren: She said historical figure, not yourself.
Camila: OHHHH! *Dabs*
Normani: *Gets turned on by Camila's dab*
Ally: *Quits*
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Leigh: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Jesy: I'm a knife.
Perrie: *From across the room* She's a little spoon.
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*After looking everywhere for Lauren*
Dinah and Camila: *Walk in slowly*
Ally: Don't tell me you didn't find her.
Dinah: No she's right here, I caught her impersonating mila.
Ally: That's not funny, Dinah.
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*During a Jerrie argument*
Perrie: So who's on my side?
*No one raises hands*
Jade: Who's on my side?
*No one but Perrie raise hands*
Perrie: I'm on your side, Jadey.
Jesy: Perrie you can't—
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*At a meeting*
Lauren: Camz, do you have anything to add?
Camila: *Stays silent while staring at Lauren*
Lauren to Dinah: Why isn't she saying anything?
Dinah: She's afraid that if she pisses you off you'll tweet something mean about her.
Lauren: *stares into the camera like the office*
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Media: *See's Jerrie publicly making out*
Media: What close gal pals!
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*While planning a party*
Normani: We could just invite everyone, you know, the whole gang.
Ally: *Smirking* You want me to invite Mila?
Normani: *Flustered* Well, uh, yeah, she's part of the gang...
Ally: Mani, just be straight with me.
Ally: *Serious tone* You can be gay with Mila, but just be straight with me.
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Jesy: Hey, do you and Perrie wanna go to a bar with me and Leigh tonight?
Jade: Yeah, I love going to bars with Perrie! I usually wear something low cut, and get guys to flirt with me so she can beat them up.
Jesy: ...
Jade: What?
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Camila: How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Dinah: Please don't—
Camila: You put a little boogie in it!
Dinah: You make it so hard to love you sometimes.
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Leigh: I love you.
Jesy: I love when you buy me wine.
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Dinah: *Bursts into the kitchen and catches ally eating her food* HOW DARE YOU EAT MY LEFTOVERS?!
Ally: *Just as aggressively* HOW DARE YOU EAT MY ASS?!
Dinah: ...
Dinah: Touché.
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Perrie: Do you wanna kill me?
Jade: No.
Perrie: So you don't wanna fuck me, and you don't wanna kill me?
Jade: Well, I never said anything about not wanting to fuck you, but okay.
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Normani: Of course I pre-ordered Mila's album I'm probably her biggest fan.
Dinah: Well shit, do you have a shirt with her face on it?
Normani: no, I have a pussy with her name on it.
Normani: *Drops mic while Ally yells "sinners" from a distance*
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Jesy: Oh my god I actually like this salad, what is it?
Perrie: A salad.
Jesy: ...
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Ally: Sure you may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?
Lauren: ... all I asked for was a waffle.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
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