*Laurmani vs caminah*
Lauren: So does Camila take the cake?
Normani: She takes the whole damn bakery, Laur.
Laurmani: *High fives*
[With Caminah]
Dinah: Did Mani look you in the eyes as you two did it?
Camila: She did! We're totally in love!
Caminah: *Squeals and jumps on the bed*
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Jade: I'm not saying you're mean, but people perceive you as somewhat...
Jesy: Tempestuous?
Leigh: "Rude ass cunt" is the term used most often.
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Dinah: Woah check out those hotties. Twelve o'clock.
Camila: What? That's three hours away, why can't I check them out now?
Dinah: *Turns Camila around and she gasps as she sees two hot women.*
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Lauren: Do you even know the "F" word?
Ally: F-F-F-Fornication?
Lauren: ....
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Dinah: Girl what did I tell you?
Lauren: Stop freaking out.
Dinah: And what else?
Lauren: Stop falling in love with straight girls...
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Jesy: Have you ever watched something so explicit, that you feel like going to church and drenching yourself in holy water immediately afterwards?
Leigh: No but send me the link.
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Ally: *Sees Camila's phone ringing*
Ally: Haha, you still call your dad "daddy"?
Camila: *Picks up the phone and stares directly at Ally* Hey Lauren.
Ally: *Chokes*
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Jesy: Self care is eating well!
Jade: Self care is taking time to do something you enjoy!
Leigh: Self care is making sure you're happy, before anyone else!
Perrie: Self care is drinking six redbulls behind a 7-Eleven and fist fighting god.
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Lauren: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Lauren: Not you Ally, you're an angel and we're all thrilled to have you here.
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Perrie: Well, I'm a pacifist. But if the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you.
Perrie: Except for you, Jade.
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Lauren: Once, during boot camp, I had a crush on this girl. So I wrote her a note that said "Get the fuck out of my camp"
Normani:
Ally:
Dinah:
Camila: thAT WAS YOU?!
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Jesy: *Smirking at Jade*
Jade: What?
Jesy: Somebody's in love.
Jade: What? No! I just think Perrie's cool, okay?
Jesy: ...
Jade: Besides it's not like I lay awake thinking about her at night.
[Later that night]
Jade: *Laying awake and thinking about Perrie* Oh shit.
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Camila: *Twiddling with her thumbs*
Normani:
Camila: *Opens mouth but decides to close it*
Normani:
Camila: Okay, I'm sorry I watched orange is the new black without you.
Normani: *Holds up a hand* Hush! I'm still mad at you.
Camila: But I'm sor-
Normani: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M UPSET.
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Perrie: If you're feeling sad, just think about this. You are one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Jade: What if I die tomorrow and never get my nachos?
Perrie: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Jade: I want a divorce.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
