[Their first time meeting]
Normani: Excuse me do you go down on strangers?
Camila: *Choking* U-Uh n-no!
Normani: *Smirking* Well then let me introduce myself, my names Normani.
Camila: *Faints*
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Jade: Did it hurt?
Perrie: Let me guess, did it hurt when I fell from heaven?
Jade: No.
Perrie: Oh?
Jade: Did it hurt when you fell for me?
Perrie: *Trips*
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Lauren: I want to kiss you everywhere.
Dinah: Everywhere?
Lauren: Mhhm.
Dinah: Omaha, Nebraska? Springfield, Illinois? Red Lobster?
Lauren: Stop.
Dinah: Radio shack?
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Leigh: *Bends down to tie Jesy's shoe*
Jesy: What are you doing?
Leigh: Can't have you falling for someone else, can I?
Jesy: *Choking up* okAY
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Ally: *Tearing up while staring at the girls from a far*
Ally: I love my gay.
Simon: Which one?
Ally: *Sobbing* All of tHEM.
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Perrie to Jade: I kind of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you.
Perrie: Not that I do drugs... unless you do drugs, in which case I do drugs all the time. Every drug.
Jade: Perrie, what the fuck???
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Normani: Camila, you'd never stop loving me right?
Camila: What?? Of course I wouldn't! I love you and nothing will ever change that.
Normani: ...
Normani: I picked all of the marshmallows out of the lucky charms...
Camila: ....
Camila: yoU liTTle SHit.
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Ally: *Runs up to Normani*
Ally: YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
Normani: What happened???
Ally: LauREN JUST GOT DONE READING A WHOLE BUNCH OF SMUT.
Normani: ??? So ???
Lauren: *From a distance* GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT I WANNA TIE YOU UP IN MY BASEMENT.
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*In a predicament*
Perrie: I can do this with my tongue *Rolls her tongue to look like a taco*
Jade: *Not amused* How does that help our situation?
Perrie: How does it HURT our situation though??
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Normani: *Staring at a broken toaster oven*
Normani: *Looks at Dinah* Did you do it?
Dinah: So something goes wrong, and you automatically think I did it??
Dinah: After all these years. Where's the trust???
Normani: *Stares at her*
Dinah: ...Okay I did it ...
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Perrie: Hey, guess what?
Leigh: What?
Perrie: *Leans in and whispers* Diarrhea.
Leigh and Perrie: *Hysterically laughing because they're seriously four year olds.*
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Camila: Oh my god, that's so hot-
Ally: *Blushes* Thank yo-
Camila: This picture of Dinah is so hot.
Ally: *Flips table*
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Jesy: *Smirking* I heard a lot of commotion coming from yours and Jade's room last night. I guess someone got laid.
Perrie: *Has flashbacks of how she got her head stuck in a bucket and Jade tried to get her out*
Perrie: ... Yes. We had the sex.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
