Lauren: You know what your problem is? You're so cute that no one's ever told you to shut your pie hole.
Camila: *Blushing* You think I'm cute?
Lauren: Shut your pie hole.
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Jesy: I can't believe you're dating Jade! What if you two break up? What about this band?!
Perrie: *Sipping coffee* Is this coffee bitter?
Jesy: ???
Perrie: *Sips coffee again*
Perrie: No it's just you.
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[After hearing that Camila fell off of her roof]
Normani: *Running into a hospital room with flowers* Oh Camila, I heard what happened!
Normani: *Kisses Camila's lips*
Camila: You brought me flowers?
Normani: No. These are for me, my girlfriend fell off of her roof!
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Jesy: You know what? Maybe I ask too much of you.
Leigh: I agree.
Jesy: Maybe if I want something done right I should just do it myself.
Leigh: I'd love that.
Jesy: I'm trying to say you're incompetent -- you don't even feel shame properly!
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Ally: What are you two arguing about this time?
Lauren: She's always using common phrases incorrectly!
Dinah: Oh, cry me a table, Lauren.
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Jade: I don't do relationships.
Perrie: *Exists*
Jade: fuCK.
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Dinah: *About her and Camila* We're girls that like to think things through.
Normani: Since when? I once saw you two eat marshmallows that were still on fire.
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Jesy to the band: Sup heteros.
Perrie: *Clearly offended* The fuCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME???
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Lauren: You can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end.
Dinah: Yes you can.
Lauren: Shut up nerd.
Dinah: *Starts tearing up* HoW DARE YOU??
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Jesy: *Holding Jade up* THIS IS MY BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS
Jade: Aren't I heavy????
Jesy: It's like a holding a bag of grapes.
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Ally: *Standing outside of Lauren's bedroom* LAUREN WE HAVE TO GO, COME OUT!
Lauren: I'M BI.
Ally: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU, BABE.
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Perrie: I'm actually the smart one of the group.
Jesy: You once lit a fire cracker inside the tour bus.
Perrie: I did it smartly though!
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Ally to Camila and Dinah: Can we just have an adult decision?!
Camila: But we're not adults.
Ally: Well pretend to be some.
Dinah: But you said we shouldn't try to be something we're not.
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Jesy: Put your hair up so we're all matching.
Leigh: No.
Jesy: Why don't you just do as you're asked?
Leigh: Because I like to make your life interesting.
Jade: *Snorts* Interestingly impossible.
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*While playing "what am I"*
Normani: *Wearing a sign that says "baby"*
Lauren: You're short, scream a lot for no apparent reason, you don't do anything but bitch and cry all day, and you suck.
Normani: Am I Ally?!
Ally: *Flips table* FuCK YOU NORMANI.
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Perrie: *Under the Christmas tree* Babe help! My hair got caught to the lights!
Jade: Why the hell are you under the tree, Perrie?!
Perrie: ... Because I'm a gift to this world. Duh.
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*Sees a bee on Lauren's shoulder*
Dinah: Oh shit...
Dinah: *Rolls up newspaper*
Dinah: Babe, stay still.
Dinah: *Uses paper as megaphone*
Dinah: LAUREN THERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON YOUR SHOULDER.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
