Lauren: There was this really cute girl at one of our shows, and honestly I'm in love.
Ally: You were staring at me the entire time, Lauren.
Lauren: Exactly.
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Perrie: I'm sick of being treated like a kid!
Jesy: *Rolls her eyes* Here, have a juice box.
Perrie: STOP TREATING ME LIKE A KID!
Jesy: So you don't want a juice box?
Perrie: ... I didn't say that.
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Camila: Ally, if my stuffed bear is cold can I put him in the toaster oven?
Ally: No, sweetheart, that'd be a mistake.
Camila: Ally?
Ally: Yes?
Camila: I made a mistake.
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Jade to Jesy: Just out of curiosity, are too many spongebob vitamins bad for you? I'm asking for a friend.
Leigh: JESY, JADE ATE ALL OF THE SPONGE BOB GUMMIES!
Jesy: *Sighs tiredly*
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Normani: I wasn't injured, I was lightly stabbed.
Ally: You were STABBED?!
Normani: Lightly. I didn't wanna frighten you.
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*Norminah's future child*
Baby: M-Mu-
Ally: I think he's about to say mum!
Baby: Murder, mutilation.
Ally: ...
Baby: B-B-B
Ally: Maybe he'll say baby?
Baby: Beyoncé.
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Perrie: SOMETHING AWFUL HAS HAPPENED.
Jade: YOU HURT YOURSELF?!
Perrie: NO. I HAVE 39 MISSED CALLS FROM JESY.
Jade: Go get Leigh. We're moving to Mexico.
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Ally: I heard you and Mani praying last night!
Camila: What?
Ally: You know, you kept saying "Yes! Oh my god, yes! Don't stop Jesus, I see the light, I'm almost there!"
Camila: ....
Camila: Yes, we're very religious.
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Jesy: I'm very easy going.
Jade: You once grounded me for staying out past 11.
Jesy: You're grounded for back talking me.
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Normani: Ally, I messed up.
Ally: How bad is it? On a scale from drugs to murder?
Normani: ...
Ally: I'll get my shovel.
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Jesy at an interview: I love my girls so much. They always put my needs before theirs.
The girls backstage: JESY IT WASN'T US BUT SOMETHING BROKE.
Jesy: *Pulls out a flask and chugs*
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Interviewer: So what did you want in life that you never got?
Ally: Honestly? This. I've never wanted anything more than this band and my girls. They are truly the reason I am happy.
*Camila trips and starts to cry as the other girls point and laugh at her, causing a scene.*
Ally: *Looking into the camera seriously* I wanted to be a solo singer.
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*While watching the girls at a pool party*
Jesy: Do you think they know they're the reason we have migraines and lose hair on a daily basis?
Ally: I don't know, but I hope they know we wouldn't change a thing.
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A/n: I LIVE FOR MOM JESY AND MOM ALLY.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
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