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Camila: Wow I need a drink.

Camila: *Pours apple juice into a shot glass*

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Jesy: Oh shit!

Leigh: Jesy, what did you do?

Jesy: Perrie.

Leigh: ...

Jesy: ...

Jesy: oH YOU MEANT RIGHT NOW.

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*Barely meeting*

Dinah: Listen girl-

Camila: My name is Camila.

Dinah: I'd rather not. If I name you, I could get attached.

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Jade: Hey Jesy, made anyone cry today?

Jesy: Sadly, no. But it's only 2;30, so!

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*Calling Ally from jail*

Lauren: Details are irrelevant, just come bail me out!

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Perrie: *Backflips over her emotional issues* Parkour!

Jade: *Also backflips over her emotional issues* Parker!

Perrie: No Jade, that's not how you do it.

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Normani: I am a stone cold bitch. Do not fuck with me.

Also Normani: Oh mY GOD IS ALLY WEARING A FLOWER CROWN?! SHE LOOKS SO PRECIOUS AW-

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*To the girls*

Leigh: I don't need therapy, I have you guys!

Jesy: We're just as fucked up as you are. It's like the blind leading the blind.

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Ally: *Dropping Camila off at a party* Alright, well go have fun or what you kids call it nowadays, "Get turnt"

Camila: Ohmygod no

Ally: The party's gonna be "Lit Fam".

Camila: Ally s t o p please.

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Jade: Have you ever even made a decision in your life, Perrie?

Perrie: Of course I've made decisions! How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?

Jesy: I lay those out for you, Perrie.

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Lauren: You know, I wrote a song about you.

Camila: Really?

Lauren: Yeah, it's called "little mama with a nice ass"

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Perrie: *Flirting* You're like an angel with no wings.

Leigh: So like... a person?

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Ally: *Scolding norminah* I'm especially disappointed in you, Normani. I expected more from you.

Dinah: What? You don't expect more from me?

Ally: The only thing I expected from of you is a prison call.

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Jesy: I'm hungry

Jade: Ok, well, don't be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.

Jesy: I ate it already.

Jade: What?

Jesy: I could smell it in your bag before you even parked your car.

Jesy: And now it's gone, and I hate everything.

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