Inspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
Camila: Because no one ever taught me how to act around perfection, Mani!
Normani: What?
Camila: I mean what?
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Jesy talking to Leigh: I'm not leaving till you laugh and smile.
Jesy talking to Perrie: Hey, panini head, are you fucking listening to me? Get the fuck out of your feelings, you little bitch.
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Lauren: *Sees Ally and Dinah holding hands* So who finally confessed?
Dinah: *Smiling proudly* It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.
Ally: ??? You yelled "Listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and I know you have feelings for me too. So it's about god damn time we acknowledge them." While on the roof ???
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Ally: Okay, be subtle, Mila likes things slow and calming.
Normani: *Nods as Camila walks by*
Normani: CAMILA I WANNA FUCK YOU TILL YOU CAN'T FEEL YOUR LEGS.
Camila: *Faints*
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Leigh: *Dreamily* She's (Jesy) like the sun. Even her favorite color is yellow.
Perrie: *Remembers Jesy putting her in a choke hold for taking her gummy bears*
Perrie:
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Normani: So, Dinah, we've been doing this fifth harmony thing for four years now and I still don't know whether you prefer Hansen or Jane.
Dinah: Well I prefer-
Camila: *Gets down on one knee* How about Cabello?
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Jade: Alright babe, we're far enough along in our relationship, that I think it's officially okay for you to meet the most important people in my life. My-
Perrie: Parents?
Jade: Pets. I was going to say pets. *Grumbles disappointedly* But yeah, you can meet those too.
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Ally: Has anyone else noticed how hot Camila's gotten?
Lauren: ...
Dinah: ...
Normani: *Nervous laughter* What? No. Hot? No. What? That's- That's- why would you say that? I- what? I don't think she's hot. I mean- what?
Ally: I'm talking about her fever, Normani. God, go take a cold shower then rush to church.
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Leigh: Kiss the person you want most, Jade.
Jade: Sam?
Sam: *Hopeful* Yes?
Jade: Can get out of my way, I'm trying to get to Perrie.
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Ally: I cried yesterday. You made me cry.
Dinah: Baby...
Ally: This is no time for pet names.
Dinah: I was calling you a baby.
Ally: I will fucking strangle you, Dinah.
Dinah: *Smirking* Like you could even reach my neck.
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Leigh: Wait do you like me?
Jesy: *Scoffs* What are you five?
Leigh: ...
Jesy: I don't like you.
Leigh: *Sadly* Oh. Okay-
Jesy: I love you... so much... it's embarrassing... pls help.
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Ally: Camila, you're smart. I have a question about outer space?
Camila: *Points to the sky* It's up there.
Ally: Never mind I'll ask Lauren.
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Leigh: Have you and Perrie ever had sex in the tour bus?
Perrie and Jade: *Nod embarrassedly*
Jesy: *While laying in her bunk* Gross! Where?
Jade: ...
Perrie: ...
Jesy: *Stares down at her bed in panic* W H E R E?!
Jade: Seems like you already know where.
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Ally: Why do you have handcuffs?
Lauren: Ally, do you just willingly pretend that I don't have sex with Camila? Is this an 'I'm hoping you'll lie to me' situation?
Ally: I am 100% sure you two are both virgins. My mind won't accept anything else.
Lauren: I'm a secret cop on my spare time.
Ally: T h a n k y o u.
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Jesy: Show those haters how it's done by hating yourself most.
Perrie: Uh, Jesy, I don't think that's how it-
Jesy: I said what I said.
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Camila: The "h" is silent.
Lauren: Many letter are silent.
Dinah: True.
Normani: Actually, all letters are meaningless, every thing is born without a reason.
