Normani: We all know Dinah loves me more.
Lauren: No, I'm her laurenza, so she loves me more.
Camila: Well I'm her best friend for life and sometimes we're a little gay for each other, so she loves me more!
Lauren: ...
Normani: ...
Dinah: ...
Ally: God. God is a thing you all clearly don't have, but need.
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Perrie: Wanna see pics of mine and Jade's dog?!
Leigh: No.
Perrie: Great! This is him playing. This is him sleeping. THIS IS HIM BEING THE CUTEST DOG EVER.
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Camila: *In the driveway with Ally* Bye Lauren! Bye Cheechee! Bye Mani! Bye Lauren!
Ally: You said "Bye Lauren" twice.
Camila: I like Lauren.
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Leigh: You need to react when people show emotions towards you Jessy!
Jessy: I did react. I rolled my eyes.
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Dinah: So here we are...
Ally: All alone. What should we do?
Dinah: Definitely not make out.
Both: *Awkward laughter*
Dinah: *Grabs Ally's waist and pushes her against the wall*
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Leigh: What talents could you possibly have?
Jade: I'm one of the few people who looks hot while eating a cupcake.
Perrie: *From a distance* AND WHILE EATING THIS PUSSY
Jade: That too.
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Camila: *After being lost with Dinah for four hours* How did you find us?
Lauren: We saw a huge explosion and wondered "now, who could that be?"
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Perrie: There's literally no ugly photo of Jade. She's always doing something cute. Even her falling down is cute.
Perrie: I bet even her mugshot will be cute.
Perrie: *Sighs* Jade's cute.
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[While arguing]
Camila: Whatever! You're not even that pretty anyways!
Dinah: *Rolls her eyes and crosses her arms*
Camila:
Camila: *Grabs Dinah's face and starts kissing her*
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Perrie: *Does something really unhealthy or questionable*
Perrie: lol
Jade: *Does something unhealthy or questionable*
Perrie: Overprotective girlfriend mode activated.
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Camila: Will you read to me?
Normani: *Sighs* Fine.
Camila: Will you do different voices for different characters?
Normani: *Is about to protest but sees Camila's face*
Normani: Fine.
Dinah: *From the other room* WHIPPED.
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Jesy: Of course I care about and love my band members! They're the most important people in my life, nothing comes before them.
[Later that day]
Manager: The tour bus caught fire while you were away.
Jesy: Are my shoes okay though?
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Someone: *Insults Camila*
Ally: *Takes off her flower crown* Lauren, hold my flower crown.
Lauren: Kick his ass mom!
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[Playing scrabble]
Perrie: I will put my "A" down to make an "A".
Jesy: I will add onto your "A" and make it "AT".
Leigh: I will add onto your "AT" and make it "RAT".
Jade: I will add onto your "RAT" and make it "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC".
Perrie: [flips the table]
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Lauren: I swear Camila, sometimes I feel like you and Dinah are more of a couple than we are.
Camila: *While cuddling with Dinah on her bed and stroking her hair* I don't know what you're talking about.
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"I don't like it when Jade sneezes, and someone tells her bless you. Like she's dating me, she's obviously blessed already."
- Perrie at some point.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
