Camila: In a parallel universe, you're taller than all of us.
Ally: Camila, it's foUR A.M.
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[Texting]
Sam: Hey
Jade: Hey.
Sam: What's up?
Jade: My standards, bye.
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Distant relative: *About Dinah* In five years you won't even remember her last name.
Lauren: It'll be my last name.
Relative: what
Lauren: What?
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Perrie: *Rollerblading into Leigh's room with sunglasses on, and a pina colada in hand*
Perrie: Leigh, you are not gonna fucking believe this!
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Camila: Man, I really like Normani.
Camila: I better show her how much she means to me.
Camila: *Sends Mani a meme at 3 a.m*
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Jesy to Perrie: How's the most annoying person in the world today?
Jade: Don't know, Jes. How are you?
Leigh and Perrie: *Visibly shook*
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[In a haunted house]
Ghost: *Scaring the girls*
Ally: Mom mode activated™
Ghost: Oh HELL NAH... *Runs And hides*
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[After an argument]
Leigh: I hate Jesy, she's such a cunt sometimes!
Perrie: Fuck her!
Leigh: I don't see how that'll help the argument but okay...
Perrie: I didn't mean it literally, you twat!
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Lauren: *Drunk at 2 p.m* You're not my babysitter, mani!
Normani: You're right, babysitters at least get paid for dealing with shit like this!
Dinah: I don't think a babysitter has ever had to "deal", with their kid getting drunk in the middle of the afternoon, Mani.
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[In an abandoned building]
Leigh: Everyone says this place is haunted.
Perrie: I've heard that too.
Jade: That's creepy...
Jesy: Don't be silly, Leigh. Ghosts aren't real.
*Unexpected noise*
Jesy: *Jumping into Leigh's arms* PROTECT ME, I'M THE CUTEST.
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Camila: Hey babe, you dropped something!
Ally: *Looks down* What?
Camila: Your standards!
Ally:
Camila: *Kisses Ally's nose and skips away*
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Leigh: Jesy, tell Perrie and Jade about the birds and the bees.
Jesy: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
Leigh: You sarcastic little fucker.
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Dinah: *Pulls out a gun*
Normani: I thought we agreed, no guns!
Dinah: I thought we agreed on no GUM.
Lauren: But you're chewing gum????
Dinah: What can I say? I'm a wild card.
Dinah: *Blows a bubble in Lauren's face*
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Jesy: Jade, why'd you stop the car?
Jade: The lights red.
Perrie: There aRE NO RED LIGHTS DURING A CAR CHASE, JADE.
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Lauren: *Looking At Ally's clock*
Lauren: Is this clock right?
Ally: Yup. It's nine o'clock.
Lauren: ... I was supposed to pick up Camila and Dinah from the zoo seven hours ago...
*At the zoo*
Dinah and Camila: *Sitting with a bunch of gorillas in the gorilla exhibit*
Dinah: We are their leaders now.
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*Running from a murder*
Leigh: Shit! We're so dead!
Jesy: Oh thanks captain obvious, you don't fuck say.
Leigh: We could die, Jesy. Do you really want your last words to be something sarcastic?
Jesy: *Sarcastically* Nooooooo!
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Normani: I'm stone cold. Unbreakable, and unbeatable. I am a true psychopath.
Ally: *Smiles*
Normani: helP ME I'M GAY.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
