Jade: My kink is when someone cares about my feelings and what I have to say.
Jesy: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.
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*While at a pool party*
Dinah: *Running around the pool with something in her hand*
Ally: *A couple feet away* Hey, D! What you got there?
Dinah: A knife!
Ally: N O *Starts running after her*
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"God, what did you have for breakfast? Honey nut instant cunt?"
— Perrie to Jesy at some point.
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Camila: Hey, when you get married, can I have an important role in your wedding?
Normani: *Smirking* Sure. How about the bride?
Camila: *Gay fainting activated™*
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Jade: Love is in the air!!
Leigh: *Spraying a can of Febreze and holding her shirt over her nose* Not anymore.
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Ally: Are you a cuddler?
Lauren: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DARKNESS.
Ally: ...
Lauren: ...
Lauren: *Lowly* Yes I'm a cuddler...
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Jade: You know what you all need?!
Perrie: To be accepted?
Jesy: To be listened to?
Leigh: To be allowed to be sad?
Jade: ...
Jade: I was gonna say to lighten the fuck up, and I can now see that I was right.
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[While texting]
Normani: I wanted to kiss you today
Ally: Why didn't you?
Normani: I didn't feel like getting on my knees to reach your level.
Ally: Blocked.
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[Jesy texting Jade]
Jesy: Goodnight homo
Jesy: *homie
Jesy: eh either one works
Jade: ...
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Dinah: I don't know why I need drivers training. I assume driving is just like Mario Kart except slower, and you can't throw blue shells at people.
Lauren: Please never drive.
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Perrie: What if I get kidnapped?!
Leigh: Don't worry, they'd bring you back.
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*While on a date*
Dinah and Camila: *both reach for the chicken causing their fingers to lightly touch*
Dinah: Walz?
Camila: *Blushing* Yeah?
Dinah: Get the fuck off my chicken.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
