Normani: *walks up to a cashier* Excuse me, I lost my friend, Camila. Can I make an announcement on the mic?
Cashier: Sure.
Normani: *Into mic* Goodbye you little shit.
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Lauren: Hey bud-
Camila: You just had your tongue down my throat five minutes ago, don't you dare call me "buddy".
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Jade: I'm not all sunshine and rainbows, I have a dark side!
Perrie: Let me see your dark side.
Jade: *Makes an angry face*
Perrie: AWWWWWW!
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Ally: [Stares at broken table, then at the girls]
Ally: You four, explain this now.
Lauren: It was Dinah!
Normani: It was Dinah!
Camila: It was Dinah!
Dinah: It was Dinah-
Dinah: ....
Dinah: Shit.
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Camila: *Eating Pizza at 1 a.m*
Ally: It's unhealthy to eat past 9 p.m.
Camila: It's morning in China.
Ally: ...
Ally: *Takes a slice of pizza*
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[Right before a performance]
Leigh: Shouldn't one of us give a pep talk or something?
Perrie: Jesy?
Jesy: Good luck, don't fuck it up.
Jade: Thanks we're so inspired.
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Normani: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with an 's'
Ally: Sunshine??
Normani: No.
Dinah: *Looks over to see Camila and Lauren talking* Sexual tension?
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Ally: The stars are so beautiful tonight.
Camila: Yeah. You know who else is beautiful?
Ally: *Blushing* Who?
Camila: Normani.
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Jade: Did you tell the girls we're dating?
Perrie: Yeah, I have no self control and I told the girls we're dating.
Jade: Okay, jeez. No need to be sarcastic.
Perrie: No, seriously. I have no self control and I told the girls we're dating.
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Dinah: Walz, that girl wants to buy you a drink.
Camila: Really? But I already have a drink.
Dinah: ...
Camila: Do you think she'll buy me mozzarella sticks?
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Leigh, to 2/4: Sorry I'm late I was doing things.
Perrie: *enters the room limping and out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Lauren: I don't have a favorite band mate. Why would you say that? Each of you are of equal importance to me. I love you all the same. So stop asking silly questions.
Normani: It's Ally isn't it?
Lauren: I can't help it, she has those "love me" tender eyes.
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Ally: We'll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Normani: Probably Dinah and Camila.
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Perrie: Why can't dinosaurs clap?!
Perrie: Because their arms are too shor-
Jesy: Because they're all dead.
Perrie: ....
Perrie: That's depressing dude.
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Ally: Okay let's just all agree to say "sorry" on the count of three.
Ally: One... Two... Three!
Lauren:
Normani:
Dinah:
Camila:
Ally:
Ally: See, now I'm disappointed in all of us.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
