Austin: Oh please! You wouldn't hurt a fly!
Ally: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature who's never knowingly done anything bad. You whoever, I would maim.
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Jesy: I can be understanding!
Leigh: Oh please.
Jesy: As long as everything goes my way, then I'm the most understanding person on the planet.
Leigh: My mistake.
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Camila: Normani needs me here.
Ally: Why?
Camila: She likes to touch my butt.
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Jesy: You're so predictable and always safe. Live a little! Spice it up!
Jade: I'm not predictable or safe! Look Perrie's shoes untied and I'm not even gonna bother to tie it.
Jesy: ...
Jade: ...
Jade: Actually I am. She could trip.
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Dinah: I guarantee you one day, I'll be Lauren's second girlfriend.
Ally: What happened to her first girlfriend?
Dinah: Nothing you can prove.
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Perrie: Do I have a thing for Jade? No way!
Perrie:
Perrie: Why did she say something?
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Ally: *Exists*
Camila: So blessed. So moved. So grateful. Can't believe this is my life. Never going to take it for granted. Always going to give back. Thank you, Jesus.
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Jade: I'm going to kill them...
Perrie: *Gasps excitedly*
Jade: ... With kindness.
Perrie: *Frowns*
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Lauren: What's the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?
Dinah: "Don't be an idiot", changed my life.
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Jesy: I swing both ways...
Jesy: ... Violently. With a bat. Come get some mother fuckers!
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Normani: How do you like your coffee?
Ally: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Normani: One vanilla coffee, with extra whipped cream and Carmel, coming up!
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Perrie: I hate everything and everyone.
Jade: *Chokes up* E-Everyone?
Perrie: *Sighs* Everyone but you.
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Ally: There will come a time when you will have the chance to do the right thing.
Dinah: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass me by.
Ally: ...
Dinah: *Smiling innocently*
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Leigh to Jade: What did you do last night?
Perrie: *Walks in casually eating an apple* Me.
Leigh: I want a new band.
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Simon: Alright, I haven't been here in awhile. So who's in charge here?
Lauren: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Camila: It makes me happy when you're nice.
Normani: What does it make you when I'm not nice?
Camila: Wet.
Normani: *Faints*
Camila: diNAH I DID IT!
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Jesy to the girls: Didn't realize you three were newspapers.
Jade: What??
Jesy: Because there's a new fucking issue with you guys every day.
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Ally: *Watching the girls argue.*
Ally: I don't get paid enough for this.
Simon: For what?
Ally: *Gestures exasperatedly*
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*At a police interrogation*
Perrie: Looking back, I have no regrets.
Officer: You should!
Perrie: Well I don't.
Officer: You liT A STORE ON FIRE.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
