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Shawn: So what's it like dating Normani?

Camila: Once right after an argument, I asked her for a glass of water, and she brought me a cup full of ice and said "wait."

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Perrie: Do crabs think that fishes are flying?

Jesy: Perrie its 4 a.m. Go. To. Sleep.

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Lauren: You know how some girls say "I only like you as a friend?"

Luis: Yeah??

Lauren: I don't even like you that way.

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Dinah: This year I lost my dear friend, Camila.

Camila: [From the other bedroom] STOP TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!

Dinah: Sometimes I can still hear her voice.

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Perrie: You're not gonna believe this because it usually doesn't happen, but I made a mistake.

Leigh: ???? What do you mean it usually doesn't happen ???

Jesy: You once thought cows were called milk monsters.

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Camila: Someone sent me hate on twitter.

Ally: Don't pay attention to them Mila, you're amazing and we all know it!

Dinah: Fuck that! Let's shoot them!

Camila: Dinah, no.

Dinah: You're right we don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay? We get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let's fry these bitches!

Normani: I'm in love with you.

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Jesy: Honestly Perrie, I'm so disappointed in you.

Perrie: ...

Jesy: I expected so much better from you.

Perrie: Well that was your fault then sis. I got nothing to do with that.

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Camila: I suppose I'll just drink all my sorrows away...

Camila: *Opens a caprisun*

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Perrie at 3 a.m: Can I ask you a question?

Jade: Only if it's important baba, we have a meeting tomorrow.

Perrie: Do owls have eyelashes?

Jade:

Perrie:

Jade: *Pulls out phone and opens google*

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Dinah: Guys, Mila's into BDSM.

Camila: What's BDSM?

Ally: *From the other room* BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETINGS.

Camila: Oh yeah! I'm totally into BDSM.

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Leigh: You rude gardening tool!

Jesy:

Jesy: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe?

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Dinah: You've heard of bread bowl, now get ready for...

Dinah: Bread plate!!

Lauren: So a tortilla?

Dinah: You're blocked.

Lauren: Dinah this is a verbal conversatio-

Dinah: I SAID YOU'RE BLOCKED.

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Camila: *Jumps on bed next to Normani*

Camila: Once again, fate throws us together.

Normani: Camila this is my bedroom.

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Perrie: *In awe* Wow. You look lovely.

Jade: Lovely? Well it's nice that you've extended your vocabulary from words like "Banging" and "Hella banging."

Perrie: You still look hella banging though, babe.

Jade: I'm staying home.

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Dinah: I don't wanna be here anymore. I'm lonely and I'm so lost...

Ally: Aw Dinah! Don't say things like that! What's wrong?

Dinah: No, I mean I'm literally lost. Ally I've been in the fucking woods for two hours now.

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Normani: *Wearing a tight black dress*

Camila: *Sighs* I wish I could pull that off.

Normani: *Smirking* Go ahead, honey bun.

Camila:

Normani:

Camila: What

Normani: What

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