Dinah: Have I ever let you down?
Lauren: Yes. All the time!
Dinah: Are you forgetting about all the times I was awesome though?
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Perrie: Don't worry I have a permit.
Perrie: *Hands officer a piece of paper*
Officer: Ma'am this just says 'I can do what I want'...
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[On her birthday]
Lauren: I'm not getting drunk tonight.
Lauren: *Later that night on the floor* Leo take a picture of me looking fly.
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3/4: *Wearing a shirt that says 'if lost please return to Jesy'*
Jesy: *Wearing a shirt that says 'I am Jesy'*
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Normani: Sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff.
Ally: Is 'stuff' code for Camila?
Normani: *Smugly* Yes.
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Jade: *Talking about Perrie's birthday* I have no idea what to get her...
Leigh: Get her something heartfelt and personal. Something that'll mean a lot to her. I'm sure she'll love whatever you get her.
Jesy: Show up on her bed naked.
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[At the doctor]
Doctor: Ally you have broken your pelvis bone. How did this happen?
Ally: *Has a flashback to her and Lauren having really rough sex*
Ally: I fell.
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Perrie: I miss Jade.
Jesy: ...
Perrie: Oh god I miss her.
Jesy: ....
Perrie: *Sighs* I just miss her so fucking much, Jesy. What am I gonna do?
Jesy: SHE LITERALLY ONLY WENT TO THE STORE, PERRIE.
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Interviewer: Are you two sure you don't want any children?
Normani: Yes. One is enough.
Camila: *Is confused*
Normani: You. I meant you.
Camila: *Pouts and crosses her arms*
Normani: Proves my point.
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Jesy: *Writing music in bed*
Leigh: *Cuddles into her* Can you stop writing? I want you to do something.
Jesy: What do you want me to do?
Leigh: Me.
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Dinah: *Sends Lauren a picture of a puppy*
Dinah: Look babe, I got us a puppy!
Lauren: You literally only went out to get lunch...
Dinah: But he's so cute!
Lauren: We have 7 dogs, Dinah...
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[After an argument]
Normani: Camila did you just build a pillow fort?
Camila: *Hides in her fort but doesn't respond*
Normani: Can I come in?
Camila: ... What's the password?
Normani: Make up sex.
Camila: Well played. Come in.
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Perrie: Do I look straight?
Jesy: Not in the slightest.
Perrie: No I mean in my parking.
Jesy: Oh. In that case, yes.
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Lauren: *Takes a deep breath* I lov-
Anybody who knows her: Yes, you love Camila. We know, you love Camila so much. She's the light of your life. You love her so much. You just love Camila, we KNOW, you love Camila. You fucking love Camila. Okay, we know, we get it, YOU LOVE CAMILA. WE GET IT.
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Dinah: *Does something stupid*
Ally: *Being done with her shit* My ray of sunshine has just burned out.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
